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If a Wombat became a street mime, would he be Marcel Marsupial?
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It still amazes me that in Mel Brooks' "Silent Movie", the only spoken word in the movies was said by Marcel Marcea.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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There was a wombat in Silent Movie? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Just read that wombats can weigh up to 35 kilos.
Must make a hell of a mess when they fly around the forrests in Australia?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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As far as Australian wildlife is concerned, the wombats are the least of your problems.
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But seriously, they can make a hell of a mess to your car if you hit them, they are basically furry rocks.
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Is this a sign of old age? That pun hit me like a pouch down under the gut.
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I was surprised "iff" was a Words with Friends word (scrabble game), and it got me thinking, what's the difference between "if" and "iff". Google time!
"P if Q" is a one way implication , P⟸Q
Ex: (x>2)⟸(x=5)
"P iff Q" is a two way equivalence, P⟺Q
Ex: (x−3=2)⟺(x=5)
Huh. Learned something.
So I'm sharing. 
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Just don't mention IIf (the anti VB folks will get in an uproar)
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IIF is (I)mmediate IF and
iff is if and only if
Huge difference. Can't ya see. (LOL)
only poking fun. Seriously interesting though.
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Why isn't "if" good enough? "if and only if" seems redundant and only redundant...
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If A then B explicits that B is true when A is true, does not specify anything about state of B when A is false.
If and only if A then B means that B is true when A is true and false when A is false.
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Just a bunch of visual basic double-talk
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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"All sides are equal" IF "figure is square"
"All sides are equal" IFF (if and only if) "figure is rhombus"
Might be better examples but this is the first one that came to mind.
Mircea
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There are better examples, namely "All sides of a quadrilateral are equal..." 
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That's actually what I read initially
Not just VB, but SQL Server too 
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They don't need a reason to get in an uproar. The Haters never do.
I tried C once and decided I was not a masochist.
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Brings back memories of algebra 101.
(Just don't confuse it with IIF, which is a different beast entirely.)
VBA also carried over the Imp operator[^] from QBASIC, which is the inverse of "if" in this sense. It got dropped from VB.NET though.
Fortunately, it's easy enough to implement any logical operator with just And, Or, and Not. And for extra credit, you can even drop either And or Or, and just use two operators.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I thought only NAND was required for making logic circuits.
Edit:
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NAND gates can also be used to produce any other type of logic gate function, and in practice the NAND gate forms the basis of most practical logic circuits.
By connecting them together in various combinations the three basic gate types of AND, OR and NOT function can be formed using only NAND gates, for example.
As well as the three common types above, Exclusive-OR, Exclusive-NOR and standard NOR gates can be formed using just individual NAND gates.
" -- https://www.electronics-tutorials.ws/logic/logic_5.html
modified 18-Feb-21 12:42pm.
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What Kenneth said. 👆
You can build OR from NOT+AND, and you can build AND from NOT+OR.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A simple way of looking at IFF is that it precludes and OR .
What's wrong with the whole thing is that it is not a word - ti's an abbreviation and that's specifically excluded in Scrabble, along with things like hyphenated words. Scrabble's manufacturer came out with the "Scrabble Dictionary" and that, allowing a number of non-words, screwed the game. If it's the official dictionary, how can you argue that a word's "not in the (real) dictionary" so it doesn't count if they decide to add it?
So, when I play Scrabble, I play IFF it is agreed to limit acceptable words to those found in a real dictionary.
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