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I don't drink it
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Infidel!
Luke, I am not your father, but should really come over to the dark side. 
Cohen the Barbarian.
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Via an IV.
No not really, yet.
Black with a generous amount of that powdered creamer.
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Medium dark Sulawesi and medium Kenya, ground together, brewed in a french press, served with a dash of milk.
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I have "basic" needs. I take it black unsweetened. Just pure coffee!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Mostly (e)
My brother always told me, I am going to hell for that.
He says CAFE (spanish for coffee) is for Corto (short), Amargo (bitter), Fuerte (strong) and Espeso (dense / thick)... If you see his coffee, you would think he is italian.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A few years ago I had some health issues and now I can't have caffeine. A year ago I developed a lactose intolerance as well, go me!!!. As a result I have to have decaf and milk alternatives.
My wife still laughs every time we are out and I order a "Decaf Soy Latte". Then she calls me an inner city toffee nose wanker (Aussie slang).
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...with whiskey? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Doppio espresso, Brazilian single origin Arabica medium roast, no additives.
Administer orally at least three times a day. ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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a. And freshly made every time. None of this stale stuff that's been sat on a hotplate for 3 hours
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However my wife makes it.
I've learnt over the years to just drink it and not complain.
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That sir, is the correct answer.
When asked myself, the standard reply is "I make 'em white with 2, drink it however it comes".
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I hardly ever drink coffee. I lost my taste for it and now don't like it much.
Depending on the time of day, I drink one of three types of black tea, or green tea or jasmine tea.
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g) Other, with hot chocolate. I really don't like coffee, but I do need it to wake up.
Our machine has coffee choco and Wiener melange (which has chocolate over here, but not in Vienna), but I make my own with more chocolate 
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B with an occational dust of cinnamon
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a, b (oat milk), or g (iced)
If you put sweet stuff in my coffee, you can just drink it yourself 
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g) Teaspoon of whitener + 1/2 teaspoon sugar
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g. with stevia and a splash of almond milk.![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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