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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
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I can beat that: Last time I was in a gym it was at Uni for a Hawkwind concert ...
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Last time I was in a gym was 1961.
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That was before the first time I was in a gym - I was only two in '61! 
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Have you developed into more today?
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Well, I've got a lot larger, and have much better control over bowel movements ... so in at least some ways I have improved.
On the down side, I have also learned to talk and type - both of which have annoyed some people quite considerably over the years! 
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If anyone makes critical remarks, you can blame the other one, can't you?
You should be thankful that you are never alone!
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I was an imaginary friend when I was a child ...
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If you find another imaginary person to multiply with, you will end up with something real. Sadly, it probably will be negative.
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O-levels, left school and went off to Merchant Navy college for a year. Computers were largely unknown by the public.
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What be this gym thing you talk about?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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gymnasium : a large room with equipment for exercising the body and increasing strength, or space for playing sport.
Nope, still unclear to me 
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If procrastination where a form of exercise I would be an Olympian.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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I actually started swimming again three weeks ago. It had been over three years since I had been in a pool and now I've swum 13 of the last 15 business days (I swim at the university student rec center where I work) and it's actually the best part of my day now.
As for a gym, I've never been in one and wouldn't know what to do with the equipment.
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Have never ever visited a gym in my 55 years of existence.
Instead, I do yoga at home, on a daily basis.
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I know how you feel. Last year was the first year I didn't run a marathon because of COVID.
Every other year I didn't run because I am fat and lazy...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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So what was your reason last year?
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Next time, let's not go together
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If you are too busy with other activities, will you then not not go to the gym?
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Not going to the gym is always a top priority.
It's hard work and I can't afford to skip a day or I may gain my losses.
It's almost a top sport, but once you start it's addictive 
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Hmm ... where do I know it from ? 
Trying very hard not to go swimming each Saturday,
always with success, at least for the last 2 years
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Unfortunately, I am quite allergic to most forms of exercise, and I am under a doctor's strict orders to not go to the gym under any circumstances.
To make matters worse, my wife has to do all the work around the house and property, since I am medically unable to.
modified 14-Aug-21 13:59pm.
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Slacker007 wrote: To make matters worse, my wife has to do all the work around the house and property, since I am medically unable to.
And how much did you have to pay the doctor for that note?
Asking for a friend ..
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Me & my GF, we've made Wednesday our pub day. How comes? In our ex-gym, Wednesdays were the days with the pool being (mostly) free due to scheduled courses. But y'know, do we, like, REALLY need to go to the gym today, or would a pub be more fun and as great if not better as a together-activity?
That's how Wednesday became our pub day. We're sticking to it (unless there's a pandemic going on) long after having quit the gym.
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