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Because the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) sat on it?
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This might be totally inappropriate, but I've seen my cat play with dead things... So it depends?!? 
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Would you consider Hobbes dead or alive?
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The bones would just clutter up the house.
Zaphod.
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Au contraire, they make very good pets - no feeding expenses, no veterinary bills, no walks, and they neither bark at night nor scratch the furniture. 
The only problem is that the larger ones won't fit in your house.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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he only problem is that the larger ones won't fit in your house. That goes for classical pets as well. Well known joke: Q: How do you get a St.Bernhard into a beetle? A: You take it in as a puppy.
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Do you remember the pet rock?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Yes. Introducing the pet dinosaur.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nowadays, we rather have PET bottles.
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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I can beat that: Last time I was in a gym it was at Uni for a Hawkwind concert ...
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Last time I was in a gym was 1961.
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That was before the first time I was in a gym - I was only two in '61! 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Have you developed into more today?
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Well, I've got a lot larger, and have much better control over bowel movements ... so in at least some ways I have improved.
On the down side, I have also learned to talk and type - both of which have annoyed some people quite considerably over the years! 
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If anyone makes critical remarks, you can blame the other one, can't you?
You should be thankful that you are never alone!
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I was an imaginary friend when I was a child ...
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If you find another imaginary person to multiply with, you will end up with something real. Sadly, it probably will be negative.
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O-levels, left school and went off to Merchant Navy college for a year. Computers were largely unknown by the public.
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What be this gym thing you talk about?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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gymnasium : a large room with equipment for exercising the body and increasing strength, or space for playing sport.
Nope, still unclear to me 
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If procrastination where a form of exercise I would be an Olympian.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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I actually started swimming again three weeks ago. It had been over three years since I had been in a pool and now I've swum 13 of the last 15 business days (I swim at the university student rec center where I work) and it's actually the best part of my day now.
As for a gym, I've never been in one and wouldn't know what to do with the equipment.
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Have never ever visited a gym in my 55 years of existence.
Instead, I do yoga at home, on a daily basis.
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