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Do you only get chipmunks because female rodents aren't generally religious?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Have you forgotten the Church Mice, or just don't give a rat's ass about them?
(And no, I don't know the religious leanings of our hoofed friends)
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Do praying mantises believe in a supreme insect?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: supreme insect?
That is clearly a political reference. I'll bet you meant the 'R' word, too (i.e., Roach).
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No, it's the other "R word" (Religion). 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In the US, as you can easily tell, we mix your "R" word with another "R" word whereby politics has, in fact, become a religion.*
* i.e., openly - it's not really that new - just that much more obvious.
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A gambling monk?, not setting a good example.
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Overheard at a church food festival:
"I'm the chip monk. You need to look for the fish friar!"
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Just had a call, (recorded message), from "The National Crime Agency". Apparently there's been "suspicious activity on my National Insurance Number", which means it's going to be suspended, immediately.  I was asked to "press 1 to speak to a Crime Agency Officer". I've decided not to bother and see how it goes! 
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I get them from the "National Police Squad" and the "FBI Department of Crime".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Awww! No fair - all I get are "My name is Janice from Talktalk" in an Indian accent ...
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Does Janice want you to "press 1", too?
BTW, this was, a well spoken, English guy. So, at least they are making an effort!
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� Forogar � wrote: "FBI Department of Crime".
To me this begs the question, what other departments does the FBI have...?
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Department of anti-crime seems an obvious one.
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If they investigated each other, would they cancel each other out...?
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� Forogar � wrote: National Police Squad
A perfect opportunity to trot out a few choice quotes[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And I guess...
pressing one then you call back and it is a very expensive call that gives them money?
I ask genuinely because this is something I didn't know about yet.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: this is something I didn't know about yet.
Seriously? These sort of calls have been going on for years. There was a regular one a few years ago which claimed they were from Microsoft support and, "we have seen a problem with your computer on the internet". I kept a couple of them talking for a while until I got bored and told them to get an honest job.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: claimed they were from Microsoft support and, "we have seen a problem with your computer on the internet".
As a Microsoft contractor, I just tell these guys Microsoft has an army of lawyers just salivating at the thought of going after fraudsters like them, and they're just a phonecall away, should I decide to bring this to their attention.
They typically don't stay too long on the call after this.
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That won't work as there is not much that lawyers can do against criminals. And these people all operate out of unknown locations in India.
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Not always so unknown... see the work of Jim Browning[^] on YouTube; he specialises in tracking down scammers, and delights in simply addressing them by (their real) name, or in one lovely case, when granting remote access to his (sacrificial) computer, having a desktop background that happened to be a Streetview image of the scammer's home. He's very thorough, and very calm with them. A positive joy to behold.
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There have been published stories from Microsoft successfully going after and shutting down these scammers. Doesn't matter much to me how likely they are to actually go after them - just mentioning that the department is only a phonecall away is usually enough to get them to hang up.
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When they used to actually have people call, I said " I want your name, your company's name and address."
Funny, I never got a reply.
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I once went along with one of these guys a few years ago just to see where it would lead. He tried to assure me that he had tracked me down through some "unique identifier" assigned to my computer that it was somehow magically broadcasting over the internet. Told him I've been working in the hardware/software asset management area for decades (it is the case), and that unique identifiers is one thing that pretty much all computers lack. Intel tried to introduce serial numbers with the Pentium III, and was very, very quickly made aware that it was a bad idea.
Everything he was throwing at me, I calmly explained how and why everything in the script he was following didn't make sense. He gave up trying to convince me of the legitimacy of his call and hung up.
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