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After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply.
The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind.
When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders".
Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom.
And saw it was good.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table.
Where did I put that coat?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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They could do even more with a little twig
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"Go fourth and multiply? I don't even know what I'm doing but he has me batting clean-up." -- A B.C. cartoon (in the 70s?)
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"Go forth and multiply". Seems like maybe Noah had not only animals but also programming languages on that Ark. Go, Forth... Multiply must have gone the way of the unicorn. 
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Phew! That was bad in Biblical proportions.
Repo Man.
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Why cockroaches, why mosquitos? What was he thinking?
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
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Probably better ask how many old school mathematicians are in the room before telling that one.
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I love it!
Noah multiply Adders Log table.
Like someone else mentioned, target audience must be 55+.
Better start telling it to as many old engineers as I can find.
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Did you know that Bruce Lee had a Vegan brother? Brocco Lee ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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IIRC, he had a dog called "Fleur", but I can't remember the breed...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And a drunken brother, Stagger Lee.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They don't always get along very well, but they've called a tempura truce.
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Well, at least for a while they'll snow peas and quite.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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There's not mushroom for animosity at the dinner table.
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No point in Dragon this out but if this is how you get your kicks then there's a chard road ahead.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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And I thought my day could not get much worse!
Repo Man
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It always amazes me how music moves people in different ways. This was definitely not my cup of tea, but yet, it impacts you so much at an emotional level. I love that about music.
Some of Neil Diamond's older songs move me to tears. Not so much that the music itself makes me cry but the memory of my mother playing these songs when I was very young gets me emotional at times.
cheers.
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reminds me of when i was a homeless teen. probably has a lot to do with it.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Lot's of good bands like these in the 60's folk scene ( I was a small part of it ) thanks for posting I bought the album from Bandcamp on the strength of it.
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I don't think you'll be disappointed. John Darnielle is grand. Try listening to a few of his albums on youtube - like Tallahassee or Devil in the Shortwave (which has "Genesis 19:1-2" in it, one of my favorites of his). He's the type that evolves as he releases albums.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Do it with the confidence of a 4 year old in a batman shirt
Real programmers use butterflies
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and it comes with a Bat-tub.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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