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Did you know that if you rest one testicle on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a naked flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside?
If you did know this and you know how to get it out, please message me...urgently!
I'll get my coat
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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You got into the tequila again, didn't you?
...sigh... can't leave you alone anywhere.
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It was the worm that told me to do it!
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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At least it wasn't the voices. That would be worrisome. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I know the voices in my head aren't real.
But sometimes their ideas are AWESOME!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: You got into the tequila again, didn't you?
Well, beer. At least one. He did say the bottle was empty.
Hopefully it took more than one beer before deciding trying that experiment was a good idea...
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Cool the bottle.
Don't ask.
--edit
Why did you put a squirrel inside?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
modified 4-Aug-21 12:45pm.
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I made a Gumbo with only sausage and okra – it wasn't great. It wasn't terrible though, just meaty okra ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You're probably going to get peppered with insults for that one, you'll roux the day you posted it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My reply is too salty for the Lounge!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Was it a special o-cajun ? If so, maybe someone can bayou some more veggies to jazz it up.
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What's okra?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It's something like squash, with snot.
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Yup, that's for the "do not buy" list.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Actually more closely resembles a frying pepper or chilli pepper, usually green, and yes . . . it produces snot when boiled . . . a whole damn pot of boiling snot.
Google[^]
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Done some googling, and the stuff is even popular?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It can be awesome, my wife's aunt makes a Greek baked okra dish that's fantastic. Deep fried is also fine table fare along side some good BBQ.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I take the BBQ.
..but not desperate enough for Okra.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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All you need to do is think of "Escargot" and suddenly Okra sounds more like mannah.
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Snails?
Ehr, don't invite me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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My teacher asked me to write a program on the board and solve it. I wrote:
230 - 220 x 0.5 and announced that the answer was 5!
My teacher claimed I was incorrect, but I was not.
Can you please explain it to him?
Thanks
Hint: My teacher was quite embarrassed when I actually said the answer out loud.
Brent
modified 4-Aug-21 8:45am.
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Explain what to him? You are wrong.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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That's what he thought, too, until I actually said the answer out loud. Then he was quite embarassed.
Obviously, this is a puzzle with a correct solution and not a real life experience.
Brent
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You must have said "five factorial".
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