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I thought the normal programmer was already the over commenter and the efficient programmer wasn't very efficient with those unnecessary parenthesis 
Know the yandere programmer all too well 
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I can't watch the video due to the hour and the fact that my man is asleep behind me.
Do they have the odd, less-than-upstanding developer that waves a dead chicken over their code?
I'm curious if I'm represented.
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: waves a dead chicken over their code
glad I'm not the only one who does this. 
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Slacker007 wrote: glad I'm not the only one who does this
A close examination of the entrails is an essential part of the design process.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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OriginalGriff wrote: A close examination of the entrails
To whose entrails are you referring? The Marketing critters', the sales critters', or the managers'?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: To whose entrails are you referring? The Marketing critters', the sales critters', or the managers'?
Yes.
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Ah the voodoo coder. Do you keep pins and a PC doll next to you at all times? If not try it works pretty good.
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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Actually, I find that waving a live chicken works better in many cases - it helps identify the chicken droppings in the code
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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@nagy-vilmos
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!
Today is the happiest day in Gordons yearbook! 
Have a good one, my friend: ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Gz to Nagy!
Missing those updates.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Haven't heard from Nagy in a while. He's the gin wizard right?
Oh HB Nagy
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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He's certainly very good at making it magically disappear ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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After months of trying to get a new laptop, this Monday I will get a brand new one!
a Thinkpad P14s Gen 2 with AMD R7 5850U PRO processor, 32GB RAM, 2TB SSD...
Can't wait to put my hands on that thing...
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good for you!
I am waiting for my new Dell laptop for two months already....
diligent hands rule....
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I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with the R7's performance. They are monsters.
Real programmers use butterflies
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I hope so...
tried to get the last model last year but was completely impossible... then I abandoned all hope and tried to get 2 different computer models with Intel... but it was again impossible due to chips shortage... and then this one appeared with exactly my specs and a reduction in price... so... was difficult to say no... 
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Last year I got a monster with a 1 Tb drive. Haven't used much of the capacity, but wanted to know how much I waste.
Several gigabytes in "Downloads", you stop deleting things if you have that much space. And no, didn't delete it, got enough room left.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Nowadays I am always carrying 1TB external SSD with me, this will end.
My idea is:
1. All the software installed, keeping versions of old programs to be able to work with old machines without needing to reinstall things and libraries.
2. All my virtual machines with me and one for every different industrial software.
3. All my server important documents synchronized with my laptop like google drive / one drive but with my nas, that way I will work always locally and files will synch to the NAS once WIFI is available.
4. All my projects in my laptop always.
5, All the videos of the machines I've participated in, local in my SSD.
6. All my FLAC files with me, enough of choosing the soundtrack.
7. Being able to take a few films with me when travelling.
Sure some space will be empty, but better having too much than lacking space, we all know that sooner or later that SSD will be full... 
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Existing laptop is 4 years old and is no slouch. I hate you  . End of my fiscal year coming up, might be time to pull the trigger.
How old was your old laptop?
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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A Thinkpad T460s... 5 years old (SSD, 12GB RAM, i7-6600u).
I've been feeling it slow when using youtube, virtual machines are incredibly slow, not enough SSD space, ...
A good computer with plenty of ports... but warranty expired 1 year ago, wanted to replace it then, but has been impossible due to chips shortage.
I've seen it is inside the courier van already! 
![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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I know the new beast is coming in. Before you start installing all of your s/w, go get a license for VMWare or grab OpenBox. Segregate what you do on your laptop. My laptop has personal stuff plus development stuff and a bunch of VMs. Create a VM for all your personal stuff. Create multiple VMs depending on how you want to split out your development activities. In five years, you'll thank me  .
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I tried to bring up CodeProject and the number of users was -1.
I know some of my jokes are bad but I didn't think they would be that bad
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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As Rodney Dangerfield would say; "I don't get no respect"
The less you need, the more you have.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally.
JaxCoder.com
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