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I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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yeah, we have noticed it 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You got all the leadership skills needed right there! 
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the place was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said "Honey, do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store".
He said "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it".
Real programmers use butterflies
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Why do you do that? 
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I would ask more... How does he find them? is almost 10 years old...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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DRHuff wrote: Why do you do that?
He can't help himself. He has been doing stuff like that for the 11+ years I have been a member of this site. 
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Help me get more reputation so I can downvote this comment...
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From: "The Last Kingdom" season 3 episode 10. (Netflix)
To keep in mind if you're born in an evil system.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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And also to keep in mind if someone else was born in an evil system.
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How do you change your name tag, like The green names, the red names, italicized, boldened... Please tell me how. I've only been here a month.
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Bold is automatically given to the OP
Green means upvoted
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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try this way test
this is the attribute for any html tag such as <b style="color:red;" > test </b>
diligent hands rule....
modified 23-Dec-21 20:49pm.
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I just found this. Though I would share it...
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.
Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure.
That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?" the father asked.
"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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Still not Farcebook ... perhaps you are confused which site you are on ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Okay, fine not Farcebook(Farcebook? Last time I heard someone say it like that they were Dutch), but I figured people needed a laugh. Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
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Quote: Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
You are on a dangerous path!
In case you really have a severe depression then please contact professional help.
In case you don't feel able to do that, send me a personal mail and I will try to organize it.
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Eh, already have, I have had depression for 6 years now... I guess thanks for the offer though.
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I see already a post from you again currently "Message currently under review".
Please come down. A coding forum can't help for your problems.
Again: Contact professional help or contact me to help you to help getting professional help.
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Okay, that's a literal question about name tags on here.
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Sorry, no it is not. Either you need help or then not.
In case not, stop posting here.
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