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His cheese is full of holes.
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How do you even find these things!?
The most recent was from 2012 and the oldest goes back to 2002, 19 years ago! 
Like anyone cares, much less remembers, this was posted before.
Most of us probably weren't even around at that time (certainly not in 2002).
And yet here you are pointing out that someone, sometime, posted this joke before.
Same for my post below, although that was admittedly posted a lot more recent, early last year.
Are you the repost police? 
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He downloads EVERYTHING! 
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You 100% should have change the title of your post to "Nacho Joke" 
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That's a Gouda one
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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Let's Brie realistic. Depend on Chedder or not you give Edam.
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...Just gorges?
I'll show myself out.
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'll show myself out.
I think it's best for everyone's sanity if you are escorted out.
Just to be sure you can't subject us to something like that again 
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People will take a rim view of that statement.
I'll also get my coat
The less you need, the more you have.
Why is there a "Highway to Hell" and only a "Stairway to Heaven"? A prediction of the expected traffic load?
JaxCoder.com
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Mother Earth: You'll pay for that crack, sonny!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Don't The Netherlands have anti-pollution laws? I'm sure that stinker runs afoul of most of them!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You're neither my friend nor is it raining ...
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While visiting the Grand Canyon many years ago and viewing its Grandeur my friend announced in a loud and clear voice for all others nearby to hear "Yep strip mining is a terrible thing." - Cheerios
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Does any one here know or have some information about how safe it is to get the Covid-19 shots if one has unknowingly been exposed to the virus without any severe complications.
I want to go for the vaccine but I'm not certain if I have had the virus or not & I have idea how safe that would be.
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I've had it and I've also had both my shots - I'm still alive!
I did have nasty side effects from the first jab, and much, much less from the second - but Herself (who gave Covid to me in the first place) had no side effects at all from either.
While there are risks associated with any vaccine, they are pretty small and the number of serious effects from the virus are very very low (especially compared with the number from the virus itself).
I'd say "go for it" - if only to be sure that you can't easily get it and pass it to other, more vulnerable people.
If nothing else, pretty soon you will need to be able to prove you are vaccinated to go shopping, let alone to a bar, or a new job ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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OriginalGriff wrote: pretty soon you will need to be able to prove you are vaccinated to go shopping, let alone to a bar, or a new job
This is exactly how returning to office is shaping up (unofficially) with my current employer.
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It was my understanding that HIPAA made it illegal for an employer to enquire about your medical status.
Of course HIPAA is US-centric, but given how other countries are even more restrictive than the US, I would imagine there are equivalents elsewhere...
But then, these are unusual circumstances. And I find it interesting how laws are thrown out the window the instant we find ourselves under said circumstances.
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Thanks for the link. This is exactly the sort of answer I was looking for.
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And the precident had already been set: When Mrs. wife was teaching she needed proof of flu shot or had to wear a mask. Years before COVID.
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That is the most convincing argument for not having the jab I have yet heard ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Dear OriginalGriff,
Thank you for your sharing your experience... but...
I Hear my screen reader reading laughing after your quip to the effect "You may as well bend over...". I am sorry for that and your state of mind. There is a tendency in our society to laugh after admitting to something very sad like an addiction or death and or taxes. Admitting that the powers that be will force this person to get this very dangerous experimental MRNA treatment and that he has no choice but to comply is just such a sadness that is Not at all funny but very dystopian. I have followed the corona virus disease event very closely and I use Ivermectin vitamin D and zinc to stay safe. I am safer to be close to than any who has had the experimental treatment. I am sorry for any one who has had the treatment. Some day when and if you experience chronic illness like arthritis, Chromes disease, inflammatory driven complexes etc. I hope you remember this episode in your life and that the so called vaccine could be the cause. Too many people harmed by the Pharmaceutical Industry never realize why they are so sick. Please consider learning about Ivermectin, Hydroxychloroquine and other elements of proven protocols that can and do prevent and cure infections from a wide spectrum of viruses including those said to cause severe acute respiratory syndromes like covid 19 or its variants.
thank you for your contribution here
blessings
chuck
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Member 14751866 wrote: I am safer to be close to than any who has had the experimental treatment.
Based on what metrics? Which experts tested you?
Member 14751866 wrote: Too many people harmed by the Pharmaceutical Industry
Disparaging the "pharmaceutical industry" (capitalized even), yet..
Member 14751866 wrote: I use Ivermectin [...] consider learning about Ivermectin, Hydroxychloroquine
Who do you think makes these two drugs you're pushing?
Member 14751866 wrote: Some day when and if you experience chronic illness like arthritis, Chromes disease, inflammatory driven complexes etc. I hope you remember this episode in your life and that the so called vaccine could be the cause.
Or it was that time I was near a microwave, or ate a banana, or went to the beach and/or ate that bad shellfish, or inhaled some asbestos, etc. Know why? Because these are INCREDIBLY CCOMMON ailments that have existed long before COVID.
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