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Finally, my thyme has come.
We're under a "smart" lockdown and the smartest thing to do right now would be to get my coat...
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Sander Rossel wrote: We're under a "smart" lockdown and the smartest thing to do right now would be to get my coat..
A sage decision.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
And what will Rosemary think of it?
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RickZeeland wrote: And what will Rosemary think of it?
You could ask almost anyone - but nutmeg: she'll mace you!
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I'm sure Mr Fawlty[^] would be glad to help, and definitely won't sic his lion[^] on you.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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HE PUT BASIL IN THE RATATOUILLE? 
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Now you're cooking something up!
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Turn up for supper, and we'll invite you to cumin and share it!
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so, no nutmeg november ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I wonder if there's the same dill-lay fenugreek orders spices?
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By rosemary?
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
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Yesterday my wife came home with enough mascara to last into the middle of next year. I asked about toilet roll and she replied, (quite dismissively!), "that's not important". 
modified 3-Nov-20 4:28am.
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Well, obviously not: each mascara tube comes with it's own little brush which you can ... well, you know ... reuse ... assuming you haven't got any seashells?
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Ouch!
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He does not know how to use the seashells!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I suspect he'll have to get a bunch of profanity fines then ... 
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Yes, but the problem will solve itself when he sees what he gets to eat from now on. And it will become a problem again when he discovers the delicious rat burgers.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: the delicious rat burgers ratatouille.
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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You have not been hungry enough. Our solution would have been to eat only half our rations, use the rest to fatten the cook and then eat him. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You eat some strange things in Europe! Or is this the local equivalent of the Discworld's sheep eye soup test?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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No, just ten guys on guard duty and the kitchen had sent us some really unedible stuff. Probably on purpose. Probably someone had complained before. You can't keep the men on their feet for 24 hours without anything in their bellies. I knew the cook of our unit well and it took me only a call and I made a joke about what would happen if he showed up without anything to eat.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I've got the same provider (Sprint), although it's a different account (i.e., my service had been severed). The only possible common thing I have is the modem. I would find it hard to believe that Wikipedia would block everyone using Sprint hotspot service!
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The last one here who was urged not to edit Wikipedia declared someone dead, which turned out to be premature. Did you do anything like that?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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One might first ask what you were editing?
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Wikipedia shouldn't be able to know your modems MAC address.
I'm not really sure what the scenario is here, but if it's an IP ban you could try leaving your modem disconnected overnight and see if you get a new IP address and whether you're still banned on that.
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