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... you really wish he wasn't: xkcd: Dependency[^]
I dunno about Nebraska, but ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It was actually Oakland, California...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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My immediate thought was NTP[^]
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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We all know that at the bottom of that stack is just the Speaking Clock ... 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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That *cough*npm*cough* could *cough*left*cough* never *cough*pad*cough* happen.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Clearly you haven't looked over The Edge.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Hey buddy boxers or briefs...
Depends
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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Thankfully I am still young (To prove it, I don't get your joke) 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: I don't get your joke
Ditto! For once, thought it was just me. 
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Ok...
I repeat... Thankfully I am still young (enough) 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Me too! 
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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When you put it like that, it actually seems getting old is for sissies.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger
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hey - you also a bit older than yesterday 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Although you are right, it doesn't imply that my comment is wrong in any way
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Did I say that?
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Have you reached the stage where you have dry dreams and wet farts?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Barbed wire 
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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a typical "surviver biased" statement 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Getting a little close to home. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Or maybe don't want to get to fat from home.
I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27.
JaxCoder.com
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While messing around with Java I made a stupid mistake that took me the better part of the morning to figure out: I gave the project the same name as the name of the main Java class used in the project. You shouldn't do that, I know now, but it had some weird consequences. The main problem was: If I tried to run one of the class's constructors, Java would look for the constructor in the project, not the class! I could not figure out why the compiler kept telling me that the constructor does not exist, while I knew damn well that the class does have such a constructor. 
In the end in desperation, I restarted the project under a different name. Problem solved! This is one mistake I will never make again! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The only good java is a stong brewed java! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I have to agree that brewed Java is good. But I find the programming Language interesting to learn.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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