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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 19-Jun-20 15:40pm.
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Cp-Coder wrote: Happy Martini Day!
Some might argue that is everyday.
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Only if you discard the olive.
And the Vermouth.
Oh, and the Gin / Vodka as well.
Now make the glass bigger, and fill it with chilled Elderflower Tonic.
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It's pretty good, but this one is better: ASDA Extra Special British Elderflower Tonic Water[^] as well as nearly half the price (£1.20 / 500ml instead of £1.91). It's got a stronger Elderflower taste, which I like.
Hard to get hold of though: as soon as it hits the shelves it gets bought, so you have to be lucky and take a spare carrier bag ... 
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Maybe his disgust is due to the lack of gin or vodka. 
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Quote: Maybe his disgust is due to the lack of gin or vodka.
That would be perfectly understandable. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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My pottery teacher gave us all a lump of clay, and told us to make an animal part. I made a right pig's ear of it ...
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Wheel, you kiln put some spin on describing it.
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That reference might be lost on us Yanks.
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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Developers are like songwriters, they should also get paid royalties. Why is this not standard industry practice?
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Because generally speaking we get paid a wage instead - and most employment contracts specify that everything created during the period of employment is the property of the employer, not the employee.
It is possible to be a royalty - I have one on the real time software for a couple of products - but that's generally only agreed if you are a contractor and it reduces the up-front or hourly payments.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Because generally speaking we get paid a wage instead - and most employment contracts specify that everything created during the period of employment is the property of the employer, not the employee.
Exactly.
and most of us get paid pretty damn well compared to other professions. So why look a gift horse in the mouth?
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If you sell your software / provide a library you kind of do.
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Some problem as with scientists. Never formed any unions.
The problem is that they are just delighted that someone will pay them to do something they love to do.
Still, you are correct. Pretty much corporate wealth comes from our creative production.
On the other hand, I don't punch in or punch out - and I'm paid whether they use the crap or not.
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ok, so additional notes. I have a good friend who is a very good songwriter. He is under contract to a studio. He writes a ton of songs and gets paid a wage. Some of his songs he will never get paid a royality for and he doesn't think he should. There are a few were he 'might' get paid.
Not sure how this is different right now than our industry. If I write something that makes it to the big leagues I will be compensated acccordingly. And just like my friend if he gets a #1 best seller, he will get a share of the cut(along with everyone else involved). But if his song is the 8th song on an album by some group that barely sells, well he gets his salary.
Seems to me they work just like our industry.
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codejet wrote: Developers are like songwriters, they should also get paid royalties.
A song doesn't break. Do you want to also take on the liability for your bugs?
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Marc Clifton wrote: A song doesn't break.
But can make your ears bleed.
Or... on a quality sound system could cause fine glassware to resonate and shatter
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I am one. And would starve right now if it weren't for my wife.
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We don't write software with bugs do we?, I thought they are undocumented features...no extra charge.
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Because the industry wants everything in open-source and free
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MadMyche wrote: Because the industry wants everything in open-source and free
And before that, Steve Jobs convinced everyone "apps" should be $1.99 and no more.
Yeah, as a matter of fact I do blame him for devaluing the freelancers. Seriously - where's the money in shareware today?
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No standard but you can try and negotiate anything. First is on site versus off site, then you go from there. "On site" always runs the risk of being classed an employee if you can't show otherwise.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
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