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Do felines not like online shopping because they prefer catalogues?
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Perhaps the purrfect pun? Cats can take things litter-ally.
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Damn! I wish you hadn't said that - I'd forgotten I didn't clean his litter trays this morning ... back shortly ...
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A slipper.
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My mum had a foot. She's dead now. Thanks for reminding me!
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My mum slipped on a banana skin and died, so I find this joke incredibly offensive. Please don't make jokes about slippers.
Or bananas.
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Brother, is that you? 
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Probably best to stick to 'safe topics' - like politics and religion! 
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  Indeed.
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How dare you remind me of how I was regularly beaten with a slipper for talking at night in the dorm at boarding school.
(^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
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GuyThiebaut wrote: ^this is true, pretty much proving that just by existing one offends others)
Or likewise can be a reminder of good times. (you didn't specifically say if the memory was a bad one or not)
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Strangely enough, the corporal punishment at boarding school had little lasting effect.
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Rubbish, have you seen the little buggers that the school system is turning out these days. Six cuts of the cane would do wonders for some of them (I also grew up in a boarding school). A little discipline mild sadism from the prefects was most effective in instilling respect.
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I just checked, and not only is your "joke" highly offensive, it's also totally inaccurate.
I measured my slippers and both of them are 11.13 inches long, well short of a foot. And if they had a low coefficient of friction, they wouldn't work as slippers either.
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Great, now I'm reminded that during discipline teaching, Dad's belt had a lower coefficient of friction with the surrounding air than the paddle. 
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3rd laugh out loud of the day, and counting.
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Obligatory Monty Python: "...and Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt."
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Based on the replies you can really tell we are a bunch of very logical thinkers here on CP. There is only 1 or 0.
Perks (or cons) of the job you could say.
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musefan wrote: There is only 1 or 0.
..and NULL.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. 
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Message Closed
modified 29-May-20 8:20am.
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Every single comment ever said or posted could offend someone. I am sorry if this joke offends you. It clearly was not intentional.
You are violating CPs rules and should edit and clean up your post and walk away.
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Yeah well this post did not put me in a good place
IT IS JUST SICK
DEATH IS NOT A JOKE
MEMORY OF WATCHING A FRIEND DIE DOES NOT EVER GO AWAY
clean up your post.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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wrote: DEATH IS NOT A JOKE
Yeah, but nobody died. This joke isn't a real story.
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While the original joke offended you, there is no room here for language like that.
I strongly suggest that you edit these two messages, and tone them down to be non-abusive while you still have an account ...
Taking offense to a joke is understandable, but the language you have used to express that offense is clearly unacceptable.
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