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Reports have the average age of deaths by COVID-19 at age 80. Logic then says to live longer than life expectancy, (~70), get the virus. On average, you'll die at a later age.
 
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VB6 logic? 
One does not follow from the other.
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Could be female logic then.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: Could be female logic then.
Oooooh! You can get in so much trouble with statements like this! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Quote: If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.
Trouble? From whom? Women? Certainly not. I understand very well why they so crazyly at times and what they want to accomplish with that. And that's why I never give them any of the expected reactions. just indifference or mild amusement. As for knowing myself, I do my best that certain biochemical reactions never bomb my brain into the stone age and let me end up like many others.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You're single aren't you?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It's on my list, right after my funeral.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Jest. Not in the mood, let me answer as if it isn't 
Nah, not even remotely nearly as complicated as a female. Not even close.
My day is good if there's coffee and a smoke at the start. My day is very good if it doesn't rain. Simple. Male. Chicken or steak? Great day.
Her day depends the weather, her mood yesterday, her brothers mood yesterday, the sister-in-law's mood, the kind of breakfast, the weather-forecast, the actual weather, dinner plans, actual dinner, her dress, her hair, wind, how I make her look. That's ignoring how she smells (always a flower one can't name), how her niece did at the championship [...] long list, too complicated. Easier to ask what today's mood is, and why, and learn and shut up.
ZD's a statement that tries so suggest something, without ANY arguments. Never met a female without arguments. Can't call it a man if it hides behind the words that it was just a jest. So, only logical remaining option is I offended "zir", innit?
Let zir explain zirself. I'll listen to any argument. And yes, against the lockdown, and got arguments for that which you may verify, but not going to provide ammo to zir.
Pissed that he chooses to ignore Griff and hide behind jest. A coward.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Nah, not even remotely nearly as complicated as a female. Not even close.
They are actually very simple to understand.
In jest I would advise you never to argue with idiots. First they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
The truth is that they are not idiots at all. They just play the idiots to get an emotional reaction from you. That's the dragging down to their level part. Emotions are an instrument they play a thousand times better than you ever could. They will beat you with that experience every time if you let them.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: They are actually very simple to understand.
Sure. I'll take your word for it and ignore acquired knowledge. Let us ignore 40k years and pretend they're "simple". Lets ignore my explanation and biology. Good arguments, dude, I'm totally convinced 
CodeWraith wrote: In jest I would advise you never to argue with idiots
I'm not arguing, I'm educating. Unpaid.
Arguing too, takes arguments. Haven't seen one. There's merely a child that I'm correcting, as is my duty.
CodeWraith wrote: First they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Yes, so the saying goes. People might think it has merrit without opposition. So, it has to be. There's no choice there.
CodeWraith wrote: They just play the idiots to get an emotional reaction from you.
They are entitled to that. It's a free world, innit? And no, not emotional, but objective. I care not about the outcome.
CodeWraith wrote: They will beat you with that experience every time if you let them.
That doesn't make me shut up. And if you'd know me, you'd know I'm the experienced one at being an idiot. I got a history to prove that.
Not reigning in; OP's suggestion is one of idiocy. We (yes, multiple) can't have that. People might attach value to it, and it needs a footnote that reality proves them wrong.
We can't accept statements without arguments. Anything proposed without arguments can be (and should be) dismissed without arguments.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You want arguments? Get them yourself. Next time every evil in the world is your fault, you are not good enough or you simply don't want to do whatever she wants just say 'no' instead of 'yes, dear'. Just be a little 'complex' yourself. Then you will get all the arguments you should need.
Eddy Vluggen wrote: We can't accept
I hope that's the pluralis majestatis, otherwise you may have more problems than you think.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I have deleted your repeated message above this one
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Sorry for that. I thought that my take on 'strong and independent' would be empowering.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Sorry for that.
No problem, I thought it was a cache issue. It happens from time to time.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yes. 'An error occurred' twice when I tried to post it. Just a little hickup.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: They are actually very simple to understand.
Agreed. Females are almost as simple to understand as the quantum theory.
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<nerd mode>Yes, I also enjoy the simple things of life.</nerd mode>
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Sounds good. Give it a try and get back to us.*
* A life expectancy of ca. 70? Not for a century or so - in the developed world.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: Give it a try and get back to us
I've tried. I don't even own a mask and I go outside. Can't get the blasted thing.\
W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: 70?
Quote: Worldwide, the average life expectancy at birth was 71 years (70 years for males and 72 years for females) over the period 2010–2015 according to United Nations World Population Prospects 2015 Revision,[3] or 69 years (67 years for males and 71.1 years for females) for 2016 according to The World Factbook.[4
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It's like insinuating that smoking isn't dangerous, because you've been doing it for thirty years.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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ZurdoDev wrote: I've tried. I don't even own a mask and I go outside. Can't get the blasted thing.\
What are you trying to imply? That it's not very catchy? That it is safe outside without a mask?
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: What are you trying to imply?
Nothing. Just being funny.
However, on a serious note, this pandemic is turning out to be a bigger scam than Y2k was.
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ZurdoDev wrote: However, on a serious note, this pandemic is turning out to be a bigger scam than Y2k was.
Don't know what you expected (end of the world etc), but not a scam. I worked for a company that had a Y2K bug in its software, and some factories depended on it. Made quite some changes in custom code.
The pandemic isn't a scam either; it's a very real virus. The way some react to it or overhype it, stocking up toiletpaper is overreacted, but that doesn't make the virus a "scam".
And no, I'm not going to take you serious today, based on your argumentation
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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