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I should've cooked it at aloha temperature.
Ba dum tsss
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Easiest way to burn 1200 calories: Forget that you put your pizza in the oven! 
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That's probably the best result. Pineapple on pizza is just wrong! 
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5teveH wrote: Pineapple on pizza is just wrong!
Amen, brother!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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I love pineapple and ham pizza. it's my favorite. If I could marry it, I would. 
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You'd marry a pizza . . . especially pineapple and ham?
And you're the one who commented negatively[^] about my definition of 'funt' !
Your doings with a pizza-bride - even my sordid imagination will not dare that leap into horror and depravity !
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I don't know, somehow eating farts in a bathtub just seems gross, compared to marrying an inanimate object.
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You and the pizza bride - honeymooning (in Hawaii?).
Wherever it happens, I do not want to witness it.
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We've already seen that movie, back when it was called American Pie.
They made like 7 sequels, so someone must be watching those...
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Is actually Hawai famous for pineapples ? Or where does the name come from ?
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This right here is exactly why the lounge needs a downvote button! 
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musefan wrote: This right here
OK - if that's what you want:
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5teveH wrote: Pineapple on pizza is just wrong!
Truth!
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modified 4-Nov-20 10:38am.
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Uwielbiam, gdy w hawajskiej pizzy jest dużo ananasów
Google translate: I love it when there are a lot of pineapples in a Hawaiian pizza
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Me: I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza.
Pizza guy: What does Hawaiian pizza mean to you?
Me: It means nothing to me, my brother-in-law asked me to order him one.
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I remember being in a pizza joint in Vermont in about 1990 and the guy I was with ordered a Hawaiian pizza. The server asked, "what in the world is that?" When the guy told her she said, "oh, hell no. We ain't doin that here." She was also the owner so it didn't happen. I was really glad to hear it. The last thing the world needs is more Hawaiian pizza.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Then there's Big Fatty's BBQ in White River Junction (VT), which has bacon chocolate chip cookies. I was told they were good but never got around to trying one.
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I haven't heard of it, unfortunately. I spent quite a bit of time near Burlington. I think Global Foundries owns the place now.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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They used to have a Burlington location but it closed. Can't figure out why, because their BBQ is great. Kansas City style, so you can get burnt ends (brisket). We used to go there almost weekly when we were living just across the border in NH.
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Thirty years ago, and you are still bothered by someone having a different taste than yourself - that is sort of fascinating.
It sort if reminds me of that old teetoraler at at public meeting in my youth, it must have been in the late 70s or early 80s, who were talking about what a terrible experience it had been to him when he in the 30s - before WW2 - had been visiting a "drinking restaurant" where he was forced to witness people having wine or beer served with their food. He was scarred for life from that experience (proven by the fact that he was pulling it up as evidence for the evils of alcohol, 40+ years later).
Now I would agree that beer and wine have had some negative effects on certain aspects of societhy. I am not sure that I can say the same about pineapple on pizza. Yet, I will grant you the permission to tell your grandchildren and great grandchildren about your outrageous experience thirty years ago, or maybe even more when you get great grandchildren, when you had to endure the terrible experience of seeing someone enjoying a pizza topping that you would never order yourselv.
I pity you. But I am not certain that is it because of your horrible experience thirty years ago...
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If you think I give a damn about your pity you are mistaken. I was relating a anecdote. Get over yourself.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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trønderen wrote: Thirty years ago, and you are still bothered by someone having a different taste than yourself
I thought he was just telling a story, being bothered never came into it!
30yo stories are the best anyway, these young whippersnappers don't understand most of the references.
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I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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I'm sure that's a Lesley ... 
And I've still got no idea!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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Do not do this to me - I have a hard time to create one... And probably I broke all the rules...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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