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I know a great joke about the Corona Virus; however, you probably won't get it.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Not so sure about that - it has appeared in most countries in the world.
Of course China got it right off the bat...
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Apparently, McAfee have released a CoronaVirus update: You copy it onto a USB stick, insert it in your a$$ and let it do it's thing.
I suspect the cure will be worse than the disease though.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Depends on where you are; 3rd world places like New York your odds are better!
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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Quote: 3rd world places like New York
What has the 3rd world ever done to you, that you have to insult it like this?  
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Sorry didn't mean to insult. 
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
JaxCoder.com
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I noticed he hadn't been snarking at Insider messages lately, and when I looked at his account; it's showing disabled. I was a bit surprised by that; while I often disagreed with what he wrote, I don't recall ever seeing that approached let alone crossed the line into deserving administrative action. Which leaves me wondering if he had a bad day and posted something really stupid that got promptly nuked off the site before I saw it, or did he realize he needed to take a break and asked to have his account suspended because he lacked the willpower to stay away on his own. (I've seen several people do this elsewhere.)
Edit: Please don't regurgitate any embarrassing details.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 28-Apr-20 11:32am.
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We've temporarily timed out his account.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Fair enough.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So you've sent him to the Naughty Step?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I also noticed this when I wondered why he wasn't sniping at Windows-related posts on the Insider News.
He has sometimes pushed the envelope on political content and can get a bit vituperative, but I don't know what happened specifically.
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Dan Neely wrote: Please don't regurgitate any embarrassing details.
Something about a pineapple, a squirrel, and a toilet. That's all I can say.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Dan Neely wrote: I noticed he hadn't been snarking at Insider messages lately
That's going to affect my life a lot.
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Can an hour of yoga seem like a long stretch?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What will sutra best is my position on this.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You've posed an interesting question, one that I am in no position to answer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah, a new twist of the tail.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Nah - my stay in yoga class just ripped by.
(Oh wait - that was my pants...  )
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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I guess you can call that quite a peace of work.
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A Php page with this below code:
$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']
I'm loading this page from my Edge browser on my notebook. It returns the below dump of text.
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/64.0.3282.140 Safari/537.36 Edge/17.17134
How can it be mentioning Mozilla ,Apple, Chrome, Safari, Edge all at a time?
Any guess what does this mean?
I just want to pick up the current browser info that the user is using.
(By any chance it's listing all what I've installed on my machine?)
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It's because of idiots blocking access to their webpages for specific browsers.
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Damnit. I just authorized a team to develop a browser specific implementation to make sure the freaking Safari don't mess up the roll out. Anyway it's a mini project, an utility. But my boss would recognize my ignorance with this wrong approval. 
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Google is simply looking to reestablish a way to tell what browser the user is using so it can promote Chrome by deprecating features for non-Chrome browsers. Just another part of not being evil.
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