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Is an entire donkey an asswhole?
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I was going to reply very quickly, but I took a bit of time so it was half-fast.
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Why are asses attracted to carrots more than other vegetables?
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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(Borderline KSS)
Answers:
1 - It's a matter of comfort and fit - you wouldn't, for example, want to use a watermelon or durian[^].
Or ought I interpret it as written?
2 - I don't know if any vegetables are attracted to carrots (and asses are not vegetables).
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Oooh ... I haven't had fresh Durian ... gawd, must be 40 years! I can still remember how good it tasted ( and how foul it smelled). 
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Some friends (from the far east) were telling me how many hotels have a sign with the fruit pictured in a red circle with the red oblique line through it: bringing it in is prohibited. Smells like a litter box that's long overdue for a cleaning.
Interesting thing: harvest - these things fall to the grand from the 25m-50m high trees. Per wikipedia:Quote: Strong nylon or woven rope netting is often strung between durian trees in orchards, serving a threefold purpose: the nets aid in the collection of the mature fruits, deter ground-level scavengers, and prevent the durians from falling onto people.
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Did you have to burro down deep for that one?
When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know.
But if you listen, you may learn something new.
--Dalai Lama
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Counting down; you should pass the worst in a few days and be on the way back up again.
And expect to be very hungry as soon as you recover. Tell your sous-vide machine to be prepared.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I'm trying not to prejudice it, but I'd say on balance I'm starting to improve. Big relief, given I'm over 6Kg lighter than when I started, and to lose much more I'll have a arm or leg fall off ... 
I'm on anti-nausea meds (Metoclopramide) and they've been a big help - I kept a bowl of Rice Crispies down this evening, which is the most I've eaten in a week.
It's really hard to tell, this goes up and down so much - plus there's probably more Surprise Symptoms to show up yet (though I can't imagine what it hasn't thrown at us yet  )
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F**king good news Paul - show it whose boss !!!
"We can't stop here - this is bat country" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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You know "she" is allright when she suddenly hungry. If anything weird, call a doctor. Call often. They are paid for.
First, you get better. Everything else is negotiable 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I dyed a little inside.
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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Hue did?
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Good news, it hasn't affected your colorant all.
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could be useful a little later if you have anything the needs [spray]painting.
pestilence [ pes-tl-uh ns ] noun
1. a deadly or virulent epidemic disease. especially bubonic plague.
2. something that is considered harmful, destructive, or evil.
Synonyms: pest, plague, CCP
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I bet it was green. Am I right, dude?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Mothra's Day
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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...but Hobbes disagrees:
Girls cost time and money:
girls = time x money
"Time is money."
girls = money x money
"Money is the root of all evil."
_____ _____
girls = V evil x V evil
girls = evil
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You're basic equation is incorrect:Greg Utas wrote: girls = time x money
Anyone who's ever experienced the creatures knows it's much more like:
money = girls * time ;
This is even more so if it is a girls array (especially for those who keep paying their ex's).
One such model:
money = 0;
for(i=0;;i++)
money += girl[i]*time;
Note that there's no particular limiting clause. It just goes on. Sooner or later you find yourself out-of-bounds
Others formulate the loop by initializing the money with their value and decrementing it in the loop. Another alternative is the
while(isBreathing(guy))
(specific model);
But - since much like honey-due aphids getting ant's to carry them from plant to plant and protect them from predators, they have something we like that's worth the expense . . . . certainly at the time.
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modified 8-May-20 12:54pm.
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote: money = girls * time ;
What are you, a pimp?
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dandy72 wrote: What are you, a pimp?
They make money from girls by the equation is slightly different (see emphasis).
money = girls * timeS;
For guys who joyfully embrace their mating instinct, attracting mates is, like in so many species, an endeavor requiring impressing the female: pretty feathers and shiny objects, for example, tendered male birds to get their mates consent.
Or - as you would know better than I, going back to your pimp inquiry - you could give up trying and just buy it outright.
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But we can't live without them, can we?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Ivan Turgenev Women...
can't live with 'em...
can't shoot 'em
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I hope the delay isn't caused by your health. The place isn't the same without you.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: The place isn't the same without you.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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