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maybe the "near hit" philosophy is how they're rolling out their windows updates.
Real programmers use butterflies
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So he may now know the answers to The Quiz of the Ever After.
It's getting so that there are hardly any entertainers of "concert-party age" left (Parsons himself never served, but he was the right age) -- almost everyone who was on the telly when I was a child has gone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I grew up listening to Just a Minute and he has left a great legacy for radio/wireless listeners.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Robin Ince tweeted that instead of a minute's silence, we should all talk about him without deviation, hesitation or repetition. I thought that was brilliant
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It was the least I could do.
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No big deal, I guess? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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You also believe in funnymalism I gather.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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IRL? 
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You probably have been living next door to Alice 
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Twenty-four years is a stupidly long time to fancy a bird without doing something about it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you referring to "How to kill a mocking-bird" ?
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Hi All,
Tried to run a 'soak test' on my PC talking to some piece of hardware. As this would be affected by use of the PC during the day I left over night. First set it going Friday come in yesterday got to Saturday morning and Orfice 365 'updated' again... something went wrong system was locked! 
It would unlock, so that test was useless. Tried it again last night (rather 48 get 8 hours!) it appears the update thing ran again and clunk locked PC again... Have to try again tonight hopefully I can find a way of making sure there are no updates...
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I did try most of that last night, I'll have to have more of in depth look, I think from playing with it Orfice 365 are beyond my control. So a simple task require talking to our overlords...(mutter, mutter)
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Or disconnect from the network ... unplug the LAN, turn off WiFi.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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BURN DOWN THE BUILDING!
veni bibi saltavi
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self-immolation would be cheaper and contribute less to global warming
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure.
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Ripley: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Software Zen: delete this;
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And if the notification sounds are too loud, take out the sound card.
(That was a running joke, soon after IE4 came out, because one of the guys genuinely suggested it)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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what he said
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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