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If the job were fun, they'd hire useless idiots straight out of college to do it stupidly and lazily.
Oh, wait...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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honey the codewitch wrote: I wish i had someone to do all this testing for me.
Isn't that why we write tests? 
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Who is this we? Are you volunteering? 
Real programmers use butterflies
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honey the codewitch wrote: Are you volunteering?
That could be in the realm of possibilities.
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Jamie Zawinski: Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
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What would you use, smarty pants?
Real programmers use butterflies
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The quote doesn't mention, but maybe something no programmer ever had a problem with, like reflection or JavaScript... Wait a minute 
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Dear Nika,
About four and a half years ago I went to the animal shelter to get a cat.
That wasn't very hard because actually you picked me.
I could pet you and you seemed to like it, which never happened since you were in there.
Your caretaker even asked me if I was sure I wanted you a couple of times because you were difficult and needed some serious socializing.
I took you home, but it took you a few months to get used to the new environment and to me.
Nevertheless, slowly you let me pet you, you came closer to me and one fine night you even jumped into bed with me.
Since then, we slept, ate and watched tv together.
I'm so proud of how much you changed.
Unfortunately, your journey ended today, at age 11, after a three week battle with cancer.
I had to let you sleep in, which was the hardest decision in my life.
I'm really sad you're gone, but I'm also really thankful we've had this time together.
Good night, dear Nika.
Love,
Sander
P.S. F*** cancer.
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Sorry to hear. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of Nika. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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It's really hard to bid goodbye to the loved ones. I'm so sorry you had to go through this. 
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Remember the good times, not the bad: you gave her the best years of her life, and that is the greatest gift possible.
Rest in peace, Nika.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sorry to hear you lost your friend!
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and there's been no progress. I'm going there tomorrow in person to find out what's really going on!
JaxCoder.com
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A good pick she made; sad to hear it had to end.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Software Zen: delete this;
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I'm sorry, Sander.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Sorry to hear about your loss
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So sorry, man.
/ravi
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I'm sorry for your loss.
"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke!
Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."
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Sorry to hear that, your story reminds me of our cats which were all "giveaways".
Even the one that was not socializing turned out ok after some time.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Unfortunately, your journey ended today, at age 11
HOLY CR@P!
It's just dawned on me that you're not talking about a girl!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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