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Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

Michael Martin5-Mar-20 0:43

Michael Martin

5-Mar-20 0:43

Coronavirus: Man tasered by police after dispute in Big W store over toilet paper shortage[^]

Michael Martin
Australia

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Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

W∴ Balboos, GHB5-Mar-20 0:52

W∴ Balboos, GHB

5-Mar-20 0:52

Oh man. That's amazing!

They now have toilet paper in Australia!

Ravings en masse^
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Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

Michael Martin5-Mar-20 0:56

Michael Martin

5-Mar-20 0:56

W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote:
Oh man. That's amazing!

They now have toilet paper in Australia!

Yep, got it last week, I hear that the Merkan's get it next month and you Mason's will no longer have to rent out your tongues.

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

W∴ Balboos, GHB5-Mar-20 1:11

W∴ Balboos, GHB

5-Mar-20 1:11

Michael Martin wrote:
I hear that the Merkan's get it next month

Well - considering where you live I suppose that must be true. Unfortunately the news is well over one hundred years old.

Michael Martin wrote:
Mason's will no longer have to rent out your tongues.

My oh my - so much pent up rage. I suppose that's to be expected now that it make sense for you to finally start washing your hands.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

ZurdoDev5-Mar-20 1:06

ZurdoDev

5-Mar-20 1:06

Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.

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Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

dandy725-Mar-20 2:42

dandy72

5-Mar-20 2:42

W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote:
They now have toilet paper in Australia!

Had. Haven't you read the article?

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

Mark_Wallace5-Mar-20 2:28

Mark_Wallace

5-Mar-20 2:28

So he's obviously not only an unnecessarily violent man, but also full of sh1t.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

Maximilien5-Mar-20 3:31

Maximilien

5-Mar-20 3:31

The world is going bonkers.

Coronavirus: Australian newspaper prints extra pages to help out in toilet paper shortage | Media | The Guardian

I'd rather be phishing!

Re: Why Australia Is So Much Better Than Anywhere Else In THe World, Especially The Merkans

W∴ Balboos, GHB6-Mar-20 4:25

W∴ Balboos, GHB

6-Mar-20 4:25

Something, at long last, rights itself in this world!

The Guardian has recognized itself for what it is! Kudos!

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

That's nothing

Ravi Bhavnani5-Mar-20 4:14

Ravi Bhavnani

5-Mar-20 4:14

Michael Martin wrote:
Coronavirus: Man tasered by police after dispute in Big W store over toilet paper shortage[^]

That's nothing. The real reason why Australians are better than everyone else is because they have good taste. Like this gent[^] who confessed to a murder. Over oxtail soup. Oxtail soup. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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