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I wonder if the cops sent anything back in an envelope shaped like handcuffs...
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Oh gawd. It's reaching exercise now: SMART ROPE[^]
Yes, that right: you can skip rope and show everybody in the gym just how useless you are ... even in the dark. I love the "With future updates ... " - i.e. "We can't get it to work at all" (A bit like their promo video, I find).
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Displays fitness data in "mid-air". 
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A bunch of nutters wrote: The innovative 45 degree angel allows the jump rope handles to be held naturally
Because angels standing upright would be a bad thing -- their wings would block the light from the LEDs, I imagine.
The same nutters wrote: 2x2 ... driven with ease
So you can skip across rugged terrain to your heart's content.
The Washington Post says: Certain to catch your eye
... Unless you're next in line for the British monarchy, in which case it's more likely to catch your ears.
The video was so boring (the lack of soundtrack didn't help) that I almost got up and walked out -- but then I remembered that I was at home, so I just paused it, instead.
$79.95 is a tad pricey, so I'll wait until it hits the bargain bins for a buck-fifty, and then still not buy one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Took an age to load; then my first reaction on the image presented, "smart tampons"?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Oh. My. Gawd.
Fer Elephants sake, don't give 'em ideas like that!
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Um...[^]
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I do not want to know what you were searching for when you found that.
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Blame Eddy. I copied the search string from his post.
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I did not tell you to look for it, did I?
Let us simply pretend it never happened 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I got up to 11 revolutions before I fell exhausted. Anyone can beat that?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I made 11 revolutions on my office chair before I got dizzy.
Does that count?
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theoldfool wrote: I got up to 11 revolutions before I fell exhausted. Anyone can beat that?
Yeah, I got 8.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Your connection to this site is not secure.
Just like your connection to the IoT 
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If you rip a hole in a net, it has fewer holes.
Doesn;t that mean you just fixed it, a bit? 
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...there will be less fish to fry...
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But ... "Bigger is better".
Or ... "Size doesn't matter".
Take your pick! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: But ... "Bigger is better".
Or ... "Size doesn't matter".
Do your sheep even care? 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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To find out, keep going until it has no hole left in it, I guess.
Not sure what you'd call what you end up with however.
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A single length of string (If you undo the knots in the right order  ).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Given that Griff was talking about "ripping a hole" in that net...I don't think you'd end up with anything like a string. Many short ones, maybe...
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And today, cardstock (even 200gsm photo laser paper) feeds perfectly.
And I know why. Humidity.
I got rid of all my inkjet stock before the printer arrived, leaving only my plain uncoated paper (mostly just my "standard" 90gsm A4 letter, and "impressive" 120gsm A4 letter) so that no-one - not me, not Herself, not even the cat if he works out how to print - will accidentally feed it though and bugger the imaging drum, and ordered some 200gsm laser photo paper for cards. And all excited I tried to use it the same day. That's what the problem was: it had been stuck in a cold van in the pouring rain all day and had soaked up loads of atmosphere.
Today, I adjust my image for the 1cm offset that it seemed to need ... and it prints an extra 1cm border because the paper has dried out and feeds perfectly! 
I should have thought of that yesterday. "Dear Mr Samsung, sorry I suspected your kit, but ... "
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Printer manufacturers must feel the same way about paper many of us do about users. A necessary evil.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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