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Looks it it's going be pretty intense - the boss says I might nave to get my arson gear! 
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Do you have a day job?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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As long as you don't get hosed...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Well, water you waiting for?
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Are they chinese fire drills?[^]
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I had never heard about that before3, but boy, there are some funny videos on Youtube! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Sat behind a car today that had 2 sticker on its rear windscreen. I don't think the owner saw the irony, but it certainly gave me a chuckle. The stickers were:
"Trust in the Lord", followed by "I'm with the RACQ" (Royal Automobile Club of Queensland).
Cheers,
Mick
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A programmer is a person who always checks both ways when crossing a one-way street.
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IOW, trust in the Lord, but have a backup plan.
Sounds reasonable.
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Disturbing and upsetting!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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For a moment I thought you meant Theresa May... 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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And that has to do with calves how exactly?
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G'day Matt,
Nothing at all, that is, if this was only your first reference to DM. However, this but one of a series of DM references you have made. So you do not need me to point out the obvious point of my response. You are just playing stupid, and it does not look good on you. You have come across as being reasonable in some posts. This is not one of them.
Cheers,
Ian
History is the joke the living play on the dead.
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How is it 'playing stupid' to post a video of a calf walking on its back legs?
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Either you are playing stupid a second time or you really do have a problem with reasoning and comprehension. Either way, you are not doing yourself any favors. You simply reinforce my opinion that you are not to be taken seriously.
History is the joke the living play on the dead.
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Good job your opinion counts for sh*t then!
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May we take that retort is a good indication you are entirely at a loss for words?
I have nothing more to add to this thread.
History is the joke the living play on the dead.
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Isnt 'Good job your opinion counts for sh*t then!' a collection of words?
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That website is so full of garbage ads that the performance is so terrible. I do not visit it.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is a pole vault an eastern European bank?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you Czech Google?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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These are getting Warsaw and Warsaw.
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