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Bread jokes are hard, but at yeast I try…
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well that comment takes the cake
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It's his rye sense of humor.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: at yeast I try
Any way you slice it, no one knead accuse you of being a loafer. In a little while, this reply will be sandwiched in between others.
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What are you trying to prove?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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That comment's subtle - but you did rise to the occasion.
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I often just crumble, but occasionally I do butter.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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"occasionally I do butter"
- occasionaly? donut you think you should try to do batter a bit more often than occasionally?
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Mmmm... Bread!
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Hi All
Winge mode on. I have spent more time than I like to admit fighting with Python today who on good earth though white spaces should be syntax! OK, I came from a C/Assembly background curly braces win not spaces... It's odd plain odd!  I am going to start using Notepad++ as I at least have a chance of keeping tabs and or spaces in line. I don't like it it might be different if you are introduced from the word go, but I can see People being taught with it being very picky and it making you layout code better but...
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Try machine code. The style guide/syntax rules contain only one word: hexadecimal.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
modified 9-May-18 15:31pm.
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CodeWraith wrote: Try machine code. The style guide/syntax rules contain only one word: hexadecinmal binary.
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Already in 1978 I allowed myself the luxury of a hex keypad and 7 segment LED displays instead of toggle switches and eight simple LEDs.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wimp!
Real programmers coded with the front panel switches! 
And uber-programmers coded with a compass and a small bar magnet...
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Take a look at a PDP-11/34 or a Heathkit / Zenith H-8 front panel.
The H-8 documentation included an 8-1/2 x 11 Programmer's Reference Card with the octal version of the 8080 instruction set, as I recall, which got used to hand-assemble a few simple programs!
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Reminds me of booting the old PDP/11-70
Toggle all switches down.
Toggle up the 770 (Octal... Because Hexadecimal was just WAY OUT THERE)
Hit load
Toggle up the LUN (I believe was next)
Hit run.
You literally needed a manual to know how to boot from tape vs. disk.
Making a bootable tape was akin to magic. (Most bootable tapes came from DEC).
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Heh, I guess I was styling back then. I'd purchased a 16 line by 64 character display card for my S100 bus system (only card I hadn't put together myself). Connected it to an old TV. I actually can't remember how the keyboard connected to the system but the only I/O I had at the time was an RS232 interface board I'd wire wrapped so I guess that how it had to be. Even though I had a preemo display and keyboard I was still programming by the numbers.
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Very typical combination at that time. A character based graphics board + TV/Monitor + keyboard = serial terminal. I had one of those as well, but only the keyboard and the monitor have survived and still work.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wirewrap! We didn't have no stinkin wirewrap! We had a solder gun, 18 ga wire and we liked it.
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Heh, at least it was a manual wire wrap tool, no electricity involved!
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done that! no fancy spaces needed! 
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You don't remember COBOL? It had positional stuff too. Didn't it? That was one class a LONG time ago.
Also remember WHY it's called Python. Some of their stuff was extremely silly.
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Sort of: it was intended for punch cards, so in the early days specific columns had specific meanings. This explains it well: fortran - Why does COBOL have to be indented? - Stack Overflow[^]
FORTRAN had similar: Column 1 indicated a comment if it held a C or a *, columns 1-5 were labels, 6 allowed a line to continue from the previous one. But ... it removed all whitespace outside strings before compilation. And since it didn't require variable declaration (the type of a variable depended on the first letter in its name):
DO 100 i = 1, 10 Was VERY different from
DO 100 X = 1. 10
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I have a lot of horrible memories of large FORTRAN projects. Thankfully, none were in this century so the memories are a bit faded now but not gone entirely.
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