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I think people get furious[^] for the smallest of reasons nowadays. The dogs at the end of your lead ffs. 
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Welcome To The Jungle
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day ...
Watch it bring you to your shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees ...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Stuart on Twitter: I believe Slash and Axl actually came to blows over this first draft.
https://t.co/Jr1MfV8A2l[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He should just put his dog in a doggy stroller and go to the mall, like they do around here.
I don't have a dog. I tried dogs, cats and children. None worked out. 
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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That's probably because you tried to treat the cats like dogs, the children like cats, and the dogs like children.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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NOW you tell me!
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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theoldfool wrote: None worked out survived.
FTFY
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Quote: He said he walks his dog, Jack, round the quarry four times a day, and that occasionally, even when the Jack Russell is on a lead, there are times when he cannot see him.
Quote: He said: “The kids are rolling in it, it’s that long. You don’t know what they are rolling in."
Quote: “There is a fair bit of dog mess. I’m very frustrated.”
Now, I wonder if these are at all related?
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I expect it's other people's dog mess he doesn't like.
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I didn't realize it came out identity coded! 
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So that's what they fit when they microchip a dog.
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Get someone to deal with that dog.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Pffft.
The article only describes the area as a "quarry". While it does hint that it's probably owned by his municipality, there's not a word about it being a park. Why should every square foot of the earth have to look like a golf course?
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dandy72 wrote: Why should every square foot of the earth have to look like a golf course?
Good question!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Few options:
- Go somewhere else for walk.
- Get a bigger dog.
- Do it yourself.
I need to know if he has no other issues in life that this is a big one or everything is a problem for him.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: Do it yourself.
You beat me to what I would have posted.
Better yet - exercise his dog (and the dog's sphincters, too, no doubt) in his own yard. I mean really, if he loves his pet he should love all aspects of it and be a little less willing to share.
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Dogs are generally happy in grass. They eat it too often. Don't if this one likes it and the owner understands his dog's behaviour.
There are plenty of people who love their pet dogs. But they do not understand that particular breed's needs, and are not interested in doing all the other work that comes along with it.
I have seen many people around where I live who have no clue about how to take care of Labradors. Most of those dogs appear to be extremely overweight due to incorrect nutrition and absolute lack of exercise. This leads to plenty of health problems for poor dogs. Also, many of them I have seen buy cute puppies and then simply get rid of them after few months as they grew too big too fast.
There must be some mandatory education before one can own a pet.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: There must be some mandatory education before one can own a pet.
EDUCATION JOB ONE
- Don't take your pet to relieve themselves anyplace but on your own property.
- Supposed 'Cleanup' isn't adequate - until you're ready to sit there.
- Have your pet wash the tires on your own :elephant"ing car.
- Life isn't a cartoon: A fire hydrant is an official relief station.
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I now get to the "Windows is updating, don't turn off your computer" in under 5 seconds!
Great purchase.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Get Fedora... Not just you have no restart after update, but you can work during it... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Thanks, I am running Ubuntu.
W10 in a VM, nobody (in their right mind) would debug my software on a real machine.
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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The centre of O is fruitful but has an adverse effect (17)
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I'm thinking counterproductive (productive = fruitful and overall definition matches) but I can't get counter from "Centre of O".
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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