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... it reminded me of QA: First day on the job?[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...and they still didn't get the blood out!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I was thinking more like this
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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'Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?'
One of my all-time favorite movies. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Driving wheel on the right. Maybe they are Irish?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Or English, or Japanese, or Australian, or New Zealander, or ...
Can't see the number plate, so no real way to tell. Could be a mirrored image as well.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But the keys are on the right side of the wheel, so I doubt it's mirrored. I also believe the gas pedal is to the right but I'm not really sure about that.
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eh well... it is true that I put no joke icon, but...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If you phone Sea World, will your call be recorded for training porpoises?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't forget your coat on the way out!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
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You barracuda thrown that one over board! 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Only if you are free to t-orca now.
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What whale you think up next?
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And if you sing, it's used for training whales.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If you pray for dolphins, will you get a mermaid outfit for Barbie [^] in the mail ?
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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All's I can tell you is it's NSFW.
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Quote: All's I can tell you is it's NSFW
No problem. I'm retired! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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But we are in the lounge... move it to the soapbox and you will see 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: No problem
NSFW => Not suitable for wife.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: it's NSFW.
Depends on what you're working on.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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As I'm sure you heard when the occasion 'arose', too bad it's your eyelids that go up.
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