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Are innuendos just operating systems for Italian proctologist ? ?
Prenderò il mio cappotto . . .
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Got that in the end!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Reminds me of some thopughtlessness I heard recently.
A man goes into a library and asks the clerk foir the self help section. The clerk replies, If
I showed you it would defeat the purpose.Maybe from George Carlin, but I didn't hear it from him.
Physicists hypothesize that about 95% of the universe is made of Dark matter and dark energy.We know about electrons, proton and neutrons, so the other 95% must be morons. Whioch explains why as we try to make our software more and more fpoolproof, we've observed that the universe appears to have an unlimited supply of fools and idiots!
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Comport Computing
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Something I posted here some time ago.
You've seen movies about the undead, such as zombies. Folklore has had undead in the form of vampires for centuries. Variations on this in films are legion.
But no one - no where - now how - would ever consider stretching our imagination to anything invoking the unstupid.
At some deep instinctual level we all know that it's easier to raise the dead then cure stupidity.
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I believe most libraries have "The Idiots Guide to the Dewey Decimal System"
- oddly it's never been borrowed.
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Nope, I'm sure that those who need it can't find it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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No, not Dilbert of the Day, but could be. Instead I'm thinking the acronym stands for Drivel of the Day.
To be a client obsessed organization that boldly and continually reimagines the way we deliver value to our clients.
Now, if this was the alien costume designer for the next Star Trek movie, maybe I could go with it.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc Clifton wrote: that ... continually reimagines the way we deliver value to our clients.
Do the clients ever benefit from all this imaginary delivery?
For mine it sounds more like a nice way of saying "we sell them new bullshit every day on why we havn't delivered yet" (i.e. it's 'imagined' - nothing implies 'done.')
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Yeah ... what he said.
It's like the expression "I'll be forever indebted to you" which really means "I'll never pay you back".
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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That sounds like a purveyor of spam and malware.
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The adult entertainment industry motto .....
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Oh, right, I remember having to do some UI testing when the company I worked for about fifteen years ago started to develop a Web interface for their "content delivery" business...
They always said the business was recession-proof, but I wonder whether or not they survived the Internet boom and access to free... content.
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That really sounds like an article I read about rapid development recently.
Process went like this...
1. Company attempts to predict/makes a drunken guess about what new features their customers want
2. Develop new feature set
3. Push update to customers
4. Check use metrics and customer complaints about new feature set
5. Based on that info, either remove, redesign, or leave alone
6. Repeat from step 1.
Sounds like it only works if you have A) more money than you know what to do with and B) an inversely proportional level of knowledge about what your customers actually want.
See the upset about whatever image sharing application's recent redesign for the above concept in action.
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Marc Clifton wrote: To be a client obsessed organization
But when I'm "girlfriend obsessed" I get a restraining order 
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Is defeat where de shoes go?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And defile is where dey save debits.
Ad astra - both ways!
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A sole-less comment laced with dark innuendos aggravating un-heeled wounds. How callous!
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Ah... put a sock in it. 
/ravi
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No Defeat is what happens if you run over your feat with a lawnmower, with or without shoes.
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not people who cant hear having lunch?
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Seems like you're speaking in tongues today, did someone lace your ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) with something? Or did herself give you the boot for being such a loafer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Sorry man, I didn't mean to spur such feelings, I certainly don't want to plantar the seeds of discontent.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I guess I should pull my socks up and quit whining - the shoe's on the other foot now!
/ravi
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Hello everyone.
The question I aim to get clarifications about wraps some general notes on how to posit an ontopic subject for this community. The thread is the following: Tree game[]
As I'm a novice for a contributer, despite my oldership as a member, all what I know about this place that is meant to harbor source codes annexed to their detailed, well articulate explanations and substantiel sides that trigger wanders. For that i detailed as far I can, pointed out what the code is used for, strategies fallowed and etc, but depending on website appellation "code-project", I suggest that my contribution has likely reasons to be renounced for lacking well regulated hints and more snippets/parts that concern heuristics ? If so I would be really wishful and passioned to stretch my article with more texts and reinforce the coding profile.
Finally , I'd take this opportunity to thank you and this website for being a light guide rather more a source of inspiration for me during my previous course in CS. Any more guidance about syntax, grammar I'm pleased to get any such critics. Regards.
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