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Dream: Last night, I had a dream in which Donald Trump (yes, the POTUS) interviewed me, and gave me a job offer. Don't remember the interview questions or the job description. Just remember that he smiled at me, shook hands with me and offered me the job.
Reality: I am currently looking for some full time or part time engagement in my place, Bangalore, India.
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You missed the sequel.
"You're fired"  
That's what Donald is known for!
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More or less: Google Maps[^]
And now seriously: good luck finding your new job.
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Amarnath S wrote: I am currently looking for some full time or part time engagement
Being unemployed is much preferred compared to working for the Trumpster. 
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Duck! Incoming! Soap bars!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Please, can anyone help me
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Start by reading where you are, paying attention to any phrases in red.
Then post here: Ask a question[^] but tell us what you have done, what you have tried, where you are stuck, and what help you need - we won;'t just do your homework for you!
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Yes, I can help you. I charge $500 per hour - if you agree to my terms, we can talk further about teaching you how to do your job/homework/engaging your brain.
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Damn - I underpriced again, didn't I?
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Should have gone for a proforma!
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That price was in Namibian Dollars[^], right? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Actually, the Kuwaiti Dinar.
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With such a detailed and concise question it's difficult to know where to start 
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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Step 1: Take a photo of a shopping cart.
Step 2: Add it to your project.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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... but beware after almost a year with it I'm biased...
Anyway - I would like to understand what so f***ing good about Angular!
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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There is nothing good about Angular, because it's still just javascript.
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There is one good thing about Angular that I can think of: I don't use it.
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It even worst than just JS - it compiles everything to JS!!!
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It keeps the crowds away from the good sessions at code camps?
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Anyway - I would like to understand what so f***ing good about Angular!
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