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Hah! I have daily Google Calendar reminders to make sure Herself takes her lunchtime pills, frequent ones to make sure her phone is charged, black and non-black bin days, and I set a reminder for every CCC I have to set! 
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Choking on food may be a senseless way to go, but it's not so uncommon. I hope that there were not too many people too busy to help because they had to upload a video of what was happening.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Quote: : Man with no teeth chokes to death on steak
Hmmm, I think I see the problem...
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One should think that people working at a restaurant could have heard of the Heimlich maneuver.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Or - and this is crazy - he could have cut it up into appropriately sized pieces.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
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I did not really think he tried to swallow it whole.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Grab them from behind and pull when they least expect it. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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glennPattonWork wrote: Hmmm, I think I see the problem...
you "see" the problem ... his teeth? where are they? do tell - the family may still want them back.
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I've had a few steaks that would be very susceptible to being gummed to an edible consistency.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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And I've had a few steaks that couldn't possibly have been eaten - even if you had teeth like a shark! 
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You have been to France then!
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And I have a steak that waits to be put on the grill. After I return from flying.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Wagu? 
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Tenderest steak I have ever had was a small cafe off the main square in Brussels. Used a fork to cut it.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Probably ran in the 4:30 at Cheltehnam then.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: What does he expect to happen!
Not getting choked on his food?
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There was one elder man in my home town who had no teeth and ate a lot of different things, he always said: "it just is a matter of patience and good cooking skills".
If the steak is good quality and appropriately cooked, you cut the pieces small enough and you are slow "chewing" with your teeth-ridge... it should not be a problem at all.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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I'll take the fish I think!
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I think I would take first the food processor
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A lack of dental records identified the man as Mr. Gurney.
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People without limbs and/or teeth apparently can do a lot.[^]
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These things happen but they are rare. The story was well done though!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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