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Well there goes glennPatton's productivity for the day.
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wait till the mob opposite/across the room go for lunch and swap it for another.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Wont work different chairs! 
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You just need to hope the worrying clicking sound came from the chair, and not your back. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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4 challenges, 83 submissions and 7 days left to go! If you haven’t already, get in on the action in our Summer Fun with Arduino Challenge.
We've had some great article submissions on various home improvement and other projects undertaken by CP members with the help of an Arduino. Check them out and vote for your favourites. It will all be taken into consideration during the judging process. And keep those articles coming in - just a few days left to go!
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Is antiviral when no-one cares about your tweets?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Dont know that but my influenza viral.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Perhaps it cures STDs (Social Tweet Diseases)? They seem to be prevalent lately.
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Infect, it depends on whether Hashtag a Germ-any's day for imbibing in cannabis squeezings?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quick, get the vacuum cleaner 
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Looks like a snarling dog with floppy ears
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If mankind wasn't there to perceive it, would time still exist?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Give me a minute on that one.
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I'll tell you yesterday.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Consequence of the thermodynamics, giving direction to the universe, wherein it is stated if two bodies of different temperatures are in thermal contact, heat flows from the warmer body to the cooler one. This, assuming a non-empty universe, implies time and its direction.
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Some say time does not exist really. Humans invented time for obvious reasons. physics and mathematics say yes, again for obvious reasons.
Who knows.
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Slacker007 wrote: Some say time does not exist really.
Which is nonsense; it is a phenomena we can measure, and whose effects are obvious.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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The magazine? Of course not. But why are you reading it?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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He's hoping to be man of the year.
This space for rent
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If mankind wasn't here who would care?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mike Hankey wrote: If mankind I wasn't here who would I care?
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Prexactly
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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