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A friend said she did not understand cloning.
I told her that makes two of us. 
Ba-tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 12-Mar-18 12:43pm.
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We are not amused.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Speak for yourself - Your cloned LOL'ed...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Our cloned? Ignorant peasant, we are using the pluralis majestatis!
(Actually not, but when people start talking about themselves in the third person, I usually ask them what they need: A doctor or a herald?)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Some people are in favor of cloning, some people aren't. I find myself split on the subject.
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can I copy that?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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I'm in two minds as well!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Amoeba a hard cell but you'll work it out.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Isn't that a bit of a dad joke? 
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You know its a dad joke when the punchline becomes a parent...
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Dear lord! 
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That explain's a lot, I thought I had a slit personality.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I needed to put a web site together, nothing complicated, just some pages with graphics and text, a menu, and used a product walled Wix. I have seen it advertised on UK TV so I gave it a go.
It was very simple to use, registered with Google, has the ability to add keywords for other search engines (according to Wix Google doesn't use the Keyword tag).
Any edit and save is followed by a 'do you want to publish' dialog. Adding an email was simple, and uses googlemail as the inbox.
For someone who works at the opposite end of IT, in the Kernel, having a simple and effective tool with a flat learning curve was a godsend.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: having a simple and effective tool with a flat learning curve was a godsend.
You would not have written that if you knew what 'Wix' means in my beloved language.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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now you have to tell us!
(and it had better be good :P )
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10 seconds research (OP's home site is de so we're talking about German) and 5 seconds on google reveals "wix" is german slang for onanism (you might have to google that too  ).
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And now he has found a 'Quote: simple and effective tool with a flat learning curve
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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From the Wikipedia article of a similarily named comedy movie:
Quote: refers to German "Wichser", wanker
Do you, by any chance, have a BMW?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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OK. And no, I dont have a BMW.
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I could have arranged that. In no other place will you encounter more of them on the road. Even prototypes that are being tested.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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So the Wix advert that I always skip at the beginning of each youtube video actually is good advertisement ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I need to subscribe to different channels then...not only are most of the videos preceded by a wix advert the video is sponsored by them too so the "content creator" needs to find some way to steer the video such that they talk about wix in the video too *sigh*
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you could just learn html
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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