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Have I lost a week somewhere or Bob out to a very-early party?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's the "lost week" one: you do remember getting drunk with the hamsters? The traffic cone? Four ladies of leisure and the orangutang?
I'd say more, but ... "What happens in QA, stays in QA".
Happy New Year for Sunday!
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Please! Keep it quiet!!! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Four ladies of leisureseamstresses and the orangutanglibrarian?
Let's keep it KSS 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Ah! The things Sandra Battye can do with a needle and a mushroom!
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OriginalGriff wrote: ... and a mushroom!
I prefer the MaryJ. pancakes  
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So ... you're not a Pratchett fan then?
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Not so versed to recognise the quotes in a foreign language
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Foreign? Foreign? This is English, sir!
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Well... at least you didn't say "this is Spartaaaaaaa"
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OriginalGriff wrote: The traffic cone? Four ladies of leisure and the orangutang?
Swansea on a Friday night.. such sweet memories
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Swansea? That wouldn't be an orangutang!
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I only ever went there once (I was surfing off the Gower over that weekend).. coming from North Wales it was a bit of an eye-opener
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Dylan Thomas described it as "A pretty, sh*tty, city".
Me? I remove the commas...
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I see you come from real Wales  which part ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Deeside.. also a lovely place. Fortunately, like most of Wales, you're never too far from the coast or stunning countryside
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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It's a weary mary chrix mass
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Have I lost a week somewhere
In some stores in the US, Christmas started months ago. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Could you please post a poem in response to Griff's[^]?
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My love of programming,
Oh it makes my brain sing,
With fingers on keys,
And in mind memory.
From C# to SQL,
To F# and Haskell,
My mind is astir,
My fingers a blur,
My determination with code I will tell.
With colleagues the world over,
And libraries from third sources,
We create the world-movers,
And debug their devices.
Whom some may call nerds,
And other call geeks,
We make that bank,
When code's clean and neat.
Not very good with poems and used multiple types but I figured I'd give it a shot  Will update if I think of something better 
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NO! What have you done?!
Respond to Griff, and make him feel, umm, ... older than he already is. 
Thanks for taking part though. 
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: and make him feel, umm, ... older than he already is.
ehmmm.... is that even possible?
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Head over to Griff's post. I just posted the best poem ever. Answer Your account details on a postcard please.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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"Poems, no less! Poems, everybody! The laddie reckons himself a poet!"
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