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..you can call me prejudiced, but we will not go hunting together 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Plans are useless in wartime, planning is not.
Erwin Rommel, if I'm not mistaken. So tests are useless in wartime, testing is not?
But ok, I sure have better things to do than testing or planning when I see the light brigade charging at me.
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No plan survives contact with the enemy!
So, no test survives contact with........management?
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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plan --> enemy
test --> user
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I find users to be much less adversarial, though that was my draft version :p
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Hey, even better: For the first time my signature appears.
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Your plans may not be watertight, just as testing does not prove that there are no unknown errors in the application.
Still you will need some planning to prevent complete chaos. Not testing simply because it does not guarantee anything is the same accepting defeat.
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Heh. That sounds like my rant.
And ironically, F-ES Sitecore wrote exactly the same reply. 
Marc
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You need a map and a shovel to find them...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And the parents in law are a "reverse treasure"? You need a shovel to bury them? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A real pirate would know that both is true for treasures.
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My ex-girlfiend was a treasure - she had a sunken chest!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Good one!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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X marks the spot?
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Somehow, you need to work into this:
"One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Treasure - Any Takers?"
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Seems Oak Island's the safest place to bury treasure; the brothers have spent millions, torn the place apart and found no more than a couple of pennies (which I guess they can now rub together), half a dozen rocks, and last season (or before) a stick they still wet dreaming over. Never mind the treasure, they've probably destroyed more in real estate value than any box of gold is worth.
Point is the holes are already dug out there, enough to bury a small village an entire extended family.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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So as all the old timers here know, I have been here since the first couple of weeks of the sites existence. I was the first Michael Martin here by far, I know this as I was allowed to name my account Michael Martin.
So today my setting faarrrkkkk up and I have to make some changes. One of them was to pop-up user profiles, I'd rather suck a dog off than have that shite running.
So I go to My Settings (as they have moved that particular setting there) and find I can't save any changes as Michael Martin is already taken. Can't even remove the erroneous spaces that have been put between the <, b, i and >'s in there.
So f***et I'm now Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Nice to meet you. Better faarrrkkkking than no king at all.
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I somehow have the sensation of a dejavu
Didn't you have this same problem one or two years ago?
I suppose this is something @chris-maunder can solve. I would recommend you to contact him, later when you are not so pissed off
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I still hope that this is the same thing that I'm suffering from. He is in a far better position than I am to keep complaining until it is fixed.
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@Chris-Maunder can you sort him out? Or he'll be faarrrkkkking on about it faaarrrr ages.
Or ... rename his account to "Shirley" like he suggests in the title and prevent him changing it back? Your choice!
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In another time and another place they did exactly that to me, only that it was Susie, not Shirley.
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At least is farking and not farting 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Well...I could. I guess.
But this seems way more fun.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Hey Michael Faarrrkkkking Martin, welcome to the lounge! 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
modified 11-Aug-17 5:56am.
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