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Is a tooth suspended in a litre of water a molar solution?
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That pun is al dente.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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let me chew on that for a bit
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I'm enameled by that thought.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think that's the root of the problem.
/ravi
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Note: Suspend != Solution
Thus, I don't know how to react to that, but it speaks volumes about the desperation of punsters.
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What precipitated such an incisive thought?
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Just something I got my teeth into.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Just something I got my teeth into.
The tumbler on your bedside table?
(Ducks)
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I'm still curious about this one,
(apart from the ghosts) is that really a telescope as they claim, or is Goddard building a transformer?
APOD: 2017 March 18[^]
vs this [^]
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I'm sure we (US citizens) are paying top $ for that uncrackable (or should that be 'on crack-able'?) feature! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Didn't we get a question on hacking photographs of smartcards in QA?
If not, wait for it, it'll be along soon! 
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:laughs:
I see an opening for OpenCV here. Hmmm, or perhaps that's aNewCV - depending on the attitude of management and HR.
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Security is an illusion, so why not perpetuate the illusion of security.
Along these same lines, I think I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets. 
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littleGreenDude wrote: I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets
It would work on me... [^]
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Photo of Beiber & Dion would be far more effective,
... when they fall down foaming at the mouth you can get your wallet back.
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Probably against the Geneva Convention, that one. 
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I was considering pictures of mousetraps, but your solution is better, because mousetraps aren't loyal, but my own picture of a German shepherd wouldn't bite me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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littleGreenDude wrote: Security is an illusion
Guys working at the Atomic Weapons Establishment - many, many years ago - competed for the silliest successful ID pass.
A card bearing the photo of Ayatollah Khomeini, and the lid from a tin of sardines, each passed the Security Guards.
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I worked for ICL in Oz many years back. Admin guy gave me my ID card with a merino sheep mugshot (I'm an NZ'er). Brilliant!
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Mark H2 wrote: Brilliant!
 
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I think the turd of a German Shepherd in your pocket may work better... 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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