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Nah, they can't all be so stupid. 
This is clearly discrimination, as the 'sex' suffix actually should be 'sax' and goes back to the Saxons in England.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Doesn't every release take a little piece of you?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Millions of little pieces?
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There's a popular saying in the USMC, I'm sure it didn't originate there but it's fitting;
Quote: We Have Done So Much with So Little for So Long, that Now We Can Do Anything with Nothing
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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In the Navy, we used the complete saying:
We the unwilling
Lead by the unknowing
Have done so much
With so little
For so long
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Yeah I believe you're right that was it.
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Blockchain Call – Stories of UNICEF Innovation
The UNICEF Innovation Fund is looking to make $50-90K equity-free investments to provide early stage (seed) finance to for-profit technology start-ups that have the potential to benefit humanity. We are currently looking to invest in a group of companies developing software solutions on open blockchains.
As an aside (and joke, lest someone wiser point out that that's not really what this list is for), I notice the US is missing from the list of "Programme Countries". I guess they've given up on us benefiting humanity. 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Independent of past/current political situation in the US, the UN's Agencies are so often an insulting sham of their original purpose that donating to any of them is a mistake.
I'd hope some fine EU (or Asian) country would step up and offer to host the damn thing in their country.
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Gee... dong blockchain research is a perfect fit for the United Nations International Children's Emergency Fund 
As for the US not being a "programme country"... nor is Canada, Australia, UK, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, etc...
It's a charity. First world countries need not apply. Except China and India of course...
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Mike Mullikin wrote:
As for the US not being a "programme country"... nor is Canada, Australia, UK, France, Germany, Spain, Italy, etc...
Well if you continue to look in the wrong place you won't find us.
We're a Faarrrkkkking Country FFS.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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United Nations Children's Fund..now...providing blockchain to children and mothers in developing countries.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Tester: OK, it seems that everything is fixed. Merge dev to production, let's see what happens.
Me: Yessss...
(several minutes later)
tail -f catalina.out
Uh oh.
Did you make your deploy today?
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Did not need to. While the message that was displayed was not really helpful, it turned out that the EotD (Error of the Day) was no error at all. The user was denied access because of some weird settings and existing twice (!) in the database. You can't confuse my security functions with such simple tricks.
The only change concerned the message. Instead of some weird 'There has been an error' stuff, we now have something about 'access denied because of user settings', but that must not be deployed right away.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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My duck-and-cover tactic:
My arrival at work precedes every else. I do the updates - and if they barf - I roll them back. No one's the wiser and the user-panic that would otherwise ensue is (usually!) averted.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: the user-panic that would otherwise ensue is (usually!) averted.
And miss all the fun and the chance to wear your red cape (the one with the 'S') and rescue them?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: wear your red cape
If it is of my doing, a conical hat is more likely. And, of course, I still get to fix the damage.
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The conical head hat is ok, but I always was a little suspicious of old men who run around in dresses.
Edit: Conical head?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Ah - if it only were so painless as a conical head.
In US, the conical hat (without foil) refers to this[^]
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Ah, THAT conical hat. I thought of this sort[^]. Old men in dresses.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I'd post a link to a hilarious conical wee-wee oglaf comic but you know... google "problems with geometry oglaf" if nobody's around (nsfw).
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A Bull Never changes the way it makes you feel (10)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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A Bull Never changes (anag)
the way it makes you feel
VULNERABLE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yep
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Please leave it more than one minute for the rest of us to have a go at guessing the wrong answer tomorrow, before you provide the correct answer. 
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