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...of returning the masseur... it may improve code quality...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
That was the sound of something flying over my head.
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I'll stick with coding cheerleaders, thanks.
Edit:
It just occurred to me that a masseur may help to make boolean expressions easier to read -- by getting the NOTs out! 
modified 12-Nov-17 7:57am.
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I'm not sure boss will pay for cheerleaders...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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When I'm the boss... 
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If we ever had to choose I would gladly accept a masseur in the office - I have recurring back problems 
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Sort of.
I was just about to ask y'all how to fix a couple of things to my app that have been bothering me for ages. In the proper forums, of course.
But I decided to take one last look...
...and solved the issues my own self.
Now there's only one thing left...maybe I'll look at it tomorrow; see if I'm on a streak.
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Wouldn't the bus light its own cigarette after it comes? 
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Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Which came first, the bus or the passenger?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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When I smoked, we referred to those as "taxi bait" - light a cigarette and the damn thing will turn up!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If you consider a joint: That is an omnibus, isn't it?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 12-Nov-17 2:50am.
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I like your mom 
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: and she screamed at me and sent me outside.
Time to find your own place, methinks. 
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she refuses to follow the site's password rules.
Finally someone thinking outside the box and you tell her to follow the rules?
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she screamed at me and sent me outside.
Brisingr Aerowing wrote: she refuses to learn
Screaming and sending you outside, how much more of a subtile hint can a woman give? Hit you with a plank?
So, be a nice lad and mail the website to change their rediculous password-restrictions 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: So, be a nice lad and mail the website to change their rediculous password-restriction
Be helpful and do it for them.
Can't be that hard, they do that sort of stuff on TV all the time.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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I'd swear I just read something written by a 9-year old.
Am I wrong?
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dandy72 wrote: I'd swear I just read something written by a 9-year old.
Am I wrong?
Not sure if you have read the posting rules here or not. But they do not require you to be a knob-head 24x7.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I'm taking for granted you never saw the original message, since it's now been edited.
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dandy72 wrote: I'm taking for granted you never saw the original message, since it's now been edited.
I did, it was nothing I would ever post but not everyone has a relationship with their parents the same as you. I hope no one has a setup remotely close to my childhood, it left me uniquely warped for relationships and by Zach's age I would have not had to worry about a parent asking me a stupid question let alone being told to go outside.
You can't view everyone's relationship with their family through your eyes. You could have just passed his post by.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Seriously, this could be very helpful.
I did not get to read the original message but I believe it has to do with password requirements and the stupid web sites and forgetting the requirements.
My app C'YaPass allows you to forget all your passwords -- and site password reqs. This sounds like some kind marketing thing but my app is free on every platform you can imagine.
You can try it free without even installing anything at my web site: C'YaPass : Never type a password again[^]
That web app is entirely created in HTML5 / JS. No plugins. Also, it will save your web sites to your localStorage and it does not save your passwords anywhere. Instead, it generates your password every time. It's a long story which you can read about here at CP:
Users Hate Passwords (We're All Users): Never Memorize a Password Again[^]
Open Source : Examine Code
Also, you can download the source code and examine it so you can know that there is nothing nefarious about it. Every version (iOS, Android, WinForm, WebApp, UWA (windows) is up at GitHub:
raddevus (rad) · GitHub[^]
I wrote this app to solve the exact problem that you have encountered -- my wife and I would have arguments about recreating passwords and what the password is and what the site reqs are for the password. it was terrible.
EDIT
I just created a (very fast) preview video so you can see it generate your password and how you set the site reqs for passwords. I posted it to youtube : C'YaPass Basics: Using the web app - YouTube[^]
modified 12-Nov-17 12:04pm.
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