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Quote: Keep your party leader as long as possible alive by eating him
That doesn't sound like it will work. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I dunno - it works for other species.
How many chickens would there be if they didn't taste so good? Cows, Pigs?
If we cull and eat politicians, it could (in theory) boost their numbers!
(Or render them extinct, but that's a risk I'm prepared to take)
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If we cull and eat politicians, it could (in theory) boost their numbers!
"politicians ... boost their numbers"??? and how [in any reality] is that a good thing?
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Well, under this scheme there are more available to eat, so that brings the price down.
And it boosts the economy as well!
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OriginalGriff wrote: And it boosts the economy as well!
Got ya!
How many politicians have promised to boost the economy in the last 10 years?
And how many have actually succeeded?
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You can trust me, I'm not a politician! 
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I'm almost sad that it was a mistranslation of "feeding him".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are all more than two centuries late. See Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal .
(He, of course, was referring to the Irish, but today we have more politicians than Irishmen, and they also do more damage.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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To get Pikachu on a bus, do you have to Pokemon?
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How do you prevent a gombie from getting under that bus?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The bus, my favorite place to chillax, often evolving that into a snorlax.
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"Only 11 million light-years away"
That's all? and here I thought that it was gonna be a long trip! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's amazing how the universe can seem so vast and powerful while at the same time seeming so delicate and intimate.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Herself likes doing jigsaw puzzles, and she does them on her tablet (about the only thing she does with the tablet) so the cat can't get involved.
So every now and then, I am dispatched to find her a bunch of new pictures from t'interwebs for her to do. Mostly cute animals.
Here's the latest[^]
Is that a bit cruel?
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it's purrfect.
for more fun tell her to look out for the mouse.
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..there is no mouse, right?
Been looking for 15 minutes now.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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maybe there is, maybe there isn't. don't want to spoil your fun.
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don't try to find the mouse... instead try to realize the truth... there is no mouse 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Which one? I've found three so far...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes, if it is a 1000-piece-puzzle!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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