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SSN is a required field. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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"Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast. For it is a human number. Its number is a social security one". Nah, doesn't work.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Not surprising. When SSN's were first issued that's what people believed - that it was the mark of the beast.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I'm sure that you get to see the taxman only after sundown, ecause bloodsuckers rest in their coffins at daytime. Invoking the devil himself may go a little to far.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A fascinating number, our 666. One of its tricks is that it is the sum of the lowest 6 Roman numerals, arranged in descending order. DCLXVI.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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Want to hear something even more fascinating about that number? To start, IIRC, the original King James translation of the book of Revelations describes the mark of the beast as a number calculable by man.
Now, take the English language and assign a number to each letter in ascending order (e.g. A=1,B=2, etc...)
With that we add up all the letters in the word COMPUTER. (english is completely valid in this argument as it is the natural language of it's inventors in this context)
COMPUTER adds up to 111. What do you get by multiplying 111 x 6?
Where am I going with this? For years certain groups have been pushing to make all financial transactions require an embedded computer chip accessible via RFID or other wireless technologies. Basicaly, you'd have to be micro-chipped to buy anything.
Back to the King James version, it states that mark of the beast would be located on the forehead or hand and that people would not be able to buy food or other goods without it. Think about it, where would be the best place to implant a chip for day-to-day transactions? Wave your hand over a scanner and presto, you've paid. Makes you think, huh?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I think it is much more allegorical and gematric than a real physical device. Aleister Crowley also found that somehow his name added up to 666, and he assumed the magical name To Mega Therion, The Great Beast.
He officiated the ushering in of the new aeon of individual freedom, Thelema, under that name. We still treat documents from The Beast 666 as more officious that those from Crowley under his own name.
Immanentize the Eschaton!
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It is also the sum of the numbers on a Roulette table, 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ... + 36 = 666.
Makes you wonder a bit, doesn't it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Quote: He'll be sentenced June 10 when he faces a maximum of five years in prison and $450,000 in fines
Quite right, too!
Are you listening, apple?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He's obviously not read Mark 12:17
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Quote: Keep your party leader as long as possible alive by eating him
That doesn't sound like it will work. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I dunno - it works for other species.
How many chickens would there be if they didn't taste so good? Cows, Pigs?
If we cull and eat politicians, it could (in theory) boost their numbers!
(Or render them extinct, but that's a risk I'm prepared to take)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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OriginalGriff wrote: If we cull and eat politicians, it could (in theory) boost their numbers!
"politicians ... boost their numbers"??? and how [in any reality] is that a good thing?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Well, under this scheme there are more available to eat, so that brings the price down.
And it boosts the economy as well!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: And it boosts the economy as well!
Got ya!
How many politicians have promised to boost the economy in the last 10 years?
And how many have actually succeeded?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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You can trust me, I'm not a politician! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm almost sad that it was a mistranslation of "feeding him".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are all more than two centuries late. See Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal .
(He, of course, was referring to the Irish, but today we have more politicians than Irishmen, and they also do more damage.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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To get Pikachu on a bus, do you have to Pokemon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How do you prevent a gombie from getting under that bus?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The bus, my favorite place to chillax, often evolving that into a snorlax.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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