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ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote: (To be continued...)
Oh goody!
I love gory horror stories!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though.
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Quote: dangerous coffee
Real men don't fear coffee! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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There speaks a man who hasn't tried my coffee!
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No! Try not! Drink or drink not, there is no try.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Bah. I make coffee according to my grandma's recipe, referred to in the family as "battery acid". The trick is to drink the coffee before it dissolves the mug.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If it can dissolve the mug, what does it do to your insides?!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wondrous things, the least of which is to let my coworkers live through the morning.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Voltaire said that coffee should be hot as Hell, black as Sin, and sweet as love. Nothing about danger!
EDIT: Voltaire
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 12-Apr-17 11:51am.
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have you tried lemon aid?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Have you tried ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ? It's good for what ales you.
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Tee eighteen, then a proper drink.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'll post an appropriate response at a latte time.
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I think I've read this joke before. Did you kaapi it from elsewhere?
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Coffee is for has beans...
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Such a brew-ha-ha over a beverage? Let me espresso my opinion: let this issue grind to a halt.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How does it work in your company/teams?
Everybody knows everybody's salaries and grades?
I never felt this to be so cool, as it always landed in employees revolts.
An employee should look at his own work, contribution towards the project/team/company ,assess the situation himself & find out if the salary being paid to him is reasonable or not, than comparing the salaries with peers and take calls based on psychological triggers (That happens if things don't tally). Many times they choose to leave and land themselves in a poor work place. Like from the frying pan to the fire.
It'd be better if management issues a subtle direction to the young folks to keep these things confidential. (Until they grow older & learn the cunning tricks themselves) 
These freshers in team just sit together and compare the compensation letter field by field and feel relaxed, only if all them match dot by dot. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Here it's the law that works as a subtle direction to keep things confidential. Salaries, in the sense of this law, are confidential information between you and your employer. Disclosing them can get you fired.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The rookie start-up owners want everything be "Flat" & "Open". & then pay the price.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Vunic wrote: want everything be "Flat" & "Open"
Terrible idea.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Where have I heard that before?
... oh yeah, the first chapter of Animal Farm.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Why do I get to hear from Orwell all day already? I already had a chat with my boss about how political correctness relates to 1984's newspeak.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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