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"You remember that time when..." said not the Eternals.
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Seems they found an overdue library book in the mix of archaeologic stuff.
Boy, the fine on that puppy!
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Yup.
The Piltdown man was really from California, where about a zillion people specialise in making things look like other things.
Excuse me while I fart in the general direction of the hoaxers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you disputing the evidence as presented?
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The truth is out there.
(But "there" rarely includes California)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That was the day that Slartibartfast had a trainee.
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If you are good at PowerPoint, do you Excel at it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd like to have a Word with you about a new Project.
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Access Denied 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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strange outlook on life you have.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There's an Expression 4 that kind of remark (not KSS?). My negative Outlook persists.
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With puns as bad as this I think your Publisher Access should be revoked!
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Word!!  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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With puns like this you are Zune over the Edge.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I try to visual studio it.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Only if you have a Visio.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's OneNote too many! In an attempt to change your Outlook, perhaps a Word to the Publisher of this esteemed site would result in revoking your Access! 
(It would greatly surprise me if he Excellled at this Project; OTOH, what's the point of power if you don't (ab)use it?) 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 27-Apr-17 17:08pm.
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Were you elected or appointed to this Office?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well played. Well played, indeed!
NIIIICE! 
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Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal, it's to die for!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I rather suck at Excel, and probably at PowerPoint too, but only because I've never had to use PowerPoint. Or tried. Or found a reason to try.
And I intend to keep it that way.
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Quite the Singularity of thought.
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