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Just don't give up your Daytona job.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought they had at least three inertial management units on these babies, and compared results before making key landing decisions?
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Defect rejected: Unable to reproduce on local machine.
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Obligatory XKCD[^]
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Tomaž Štih wrote: I thought
They didn't.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Hi All,
Well interview done, I almost fell off my chair when they apologised for keeping me waiting. They were running late, so they kept me waiting a whole 5 mins !
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Go well?
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Glenn Patton wrote: InThePubAGAIN
Seems like a case of win-win!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Please note my name has not changed.
However I intend to be once I donot have to travel at speed!
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Yes, I think so, I had more experience of design and debugging embedded systems. They were after pure test.
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As something a little different we've launched a coding challenge of the week. A weekly simple programming problem that should take no more than half an hour or so, with the best answer winning a CodeProject T-shirt.
The first challenge is up, and it's culled directly from a problem we faced internally: Coding challenge: bad word filter[^]
If anyone has any small programming challenges they'd like to submit for the next challenge please send them to me (chris@codeproject.com).
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Quote: Use any language in your answer except profanity.
Does that mean I can or can't use Brainf*ck[^]?
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I almost started a stopwatch to see how long it would take for that comment 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Does that mean I won a T-shirt for posting first? 
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Easy!
if(str.length() == 4)
{
str = "elephant";
}
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nice try, but that code doesn't take sunshines into consideration! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Easier.
if(str.length() > 0)
{
str = "";
}
It's impossible filter for every single word that people may find offensive, so you need to get rid of them all. eg. "I like Ds. Big Ds. I like to think long and hard about Ds." Gets past pretty much every word filter there is.
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I can optimize that!
str = "";
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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How long until someone copies and pastes the question in an attempt to get someone else to do the work for them.
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Does this[^] count?
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Exactly ! If it works and Chris gets by with it by only giving out a T-Shirt, I think we can name it a good deal.
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Chris Maunder wrote: The first challenge is up
I suppose we unit test using Michael's posts ?
Chris Maunder wrote: If anyone has any small programming challenges they'd like to submit for the next challenge please send them to me
Awesome, free workforce !
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When I read this, I just had to think of this: http://thedailywtf.com/articles/The-Clbuttic-Mistake-
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Dark humour in the Lounge!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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