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All of 'em!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How about handsome boy?
Bryian Tan
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A basic extension method to implement min (yes, I know there's Math.Min, but I want a fluent implementation, so just go with it):
public static int Min(this int a, int max)
{
return (a > max) ? max : a;
}
But what would be a good name for this (which I've tentatively named "MinDelta":
public static int MinDelta(this int a, int delta)
{
return a > a + delta ? a + delta : a;
}
Suggestions? Humor?
Marc
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Oranges
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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DeltaBurke
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Would that be an oxymoron or a case of irony? DeltaBurke and MinDelta? 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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RiverDelta
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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AmazingSpiderMan
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Cliftonopolis
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Cliftonopolis
This stuff is already in the namespace Clifton.Core.ExtensionMethods but maybe I'll change that to Cliftonpolis!
Marc
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Marcinator
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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How about:
Minimum - I told you all that I had no imagination!
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public static int AddIfNegative(this int a, int delta)
{
return delta < 0 ? a + delta : a;
}
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Yeah, I though about something like AddIfNegative but it's too long. 
Marc
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AddLT0 (Add if Less Than Zero) 
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Jochen Arndt wrote: AddLT0
You don't happen to program in assembler do you?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I must confess that I was inspired by some assembler commands like the Microchip decfsz (decrement file skip if zero).
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I do a good bit of maintenance of assmembler code, and darn near all of the labels are beautifully cryptic like that. Switching back and forth between c++ and assmebler is a joy that way. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Make in an acronym:
pAIN
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I prefer his approach and would call it DeltaOffset.
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That changes the behaviour of the code. 
int x = int.MinValue.MinDelta(-1);
int y = int.MinValue.AddIfNegative(-1);
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You are off course right.
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Frank. Call it Frank.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm Frank!
No, wait -- I'm Tiger Woods, aren't I?
Oh, no, I've got it: I'm Spartacus!
...
Brian?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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