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Given the events in Manchester, I am not going to joke about anyone being injured in any way. It's a great gesture from all of them and I hope the people who get to see it have a great time and take home some happy memories.
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Manchester deserves better than that troupe of talentless twits.
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The attack happened after a Ariana Grande show where most/all fans were teen girls; let them have their charity concert with the artists that those teens like.
Let them have this little bit of joy.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I've got retract all the hateful things I said about Ariana Grande. After the all the reports of her spending time in the hospital with the victims and the money she raised... She definitely has more maturity and heart than folks twice her age.
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Don Burton wrote: talentless twits
... and twats.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Never having actually listened to JB I do wonder how many people jump on the wagon and beat the guy up. Admittedly the only press I have ever seen is where he is being a prat but I have never had to see him perform.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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What's sad is Katy Perry now looks like Miley Cyrus. While Justin Bieber could pass for Miley Cyrus.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: While Justin Bieber could pass for Miley Cyrus.
Don't think so - he's got bigger breasts... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Because it sucks every f*ckin day.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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 Hmmm, sounds like you're on the fence about using this 'product'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is a Hobbit's favourite pasta Fettuccine Alfrodo?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I would rotor fly a round than answer to something like this.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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after the mini-strone first course
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Maybe, if it's made with Gondor zola cheese?
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This kind of pun is just Baggins us to scream. Shire, we'll reply, but our sensibilities are getting rather frayed and sauron the topic.
On the other hand, it has a nice ring to it - so I can see that Smaug look of yours even from here.
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I always thought it was elfabetti spaghetti.
(I'll get my cloak).
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Dunno, but it rings a bell.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No, that would be an Orc's favourite dish.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Followed by semi-Frodo for desert?
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Some of us must now be strong, but I found this[^] and just could not resist.
Edit:
- 20 minutes and all are still averting their eyes...
- I bet it will be 42 minutes until one of them can't resist any longer...
- Ok, how about this one?[^]
- or this one?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 30-May-17 9:32am.
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So, it doesn't suck and it's a vacuum cleaner. Yet another design failure.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: So, it doesn't suck and it's a vacuum cleaner. Yet another design failure.
With ms trying to turn your pc into a mobile phone are you sure it's a vacuum cleaner? After the next update it may become a blender - given ms design principles the shape is about right (if somewhat too colorful).
Sin tack
the any key okay
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In light of the 'WannaCry' mess, I avoid links.. better safe than sorry.
Especially is from a work-supplied device that may have configurations from corporate I haven't been made aware of.
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Bad as it may be, I still prefer any version of Windows (or even MSDOS) over a piece of fruit. Given their respective marketshares, I think I may not be the only one 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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