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I just HAD to share this!
(SFW... Maybe  )
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That is not not funny 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If he really wanted to hurt you, he'd mention Option Base[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I did not know that, I feel dirty now!
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And soul-destruction wins every time... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Wow. Thank you so much for pointing this out, I just didn't notice before. Wally really switched from his own mug to Starbucks coffee to go.
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Adams missed the opportunity...
..."Work From Home" must always be double-quoted in print
or air-quoted when spoken by a character.
"Work From Home"™
It's a trademarked philosophy, not an actual thing that happens.
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I think it happened at the same time the dress code changed to Business Dorky[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Only in Britain, I'd say!
What can I say, he had his priorities straight anyway... 
And "Purple Turtle Bar" - Shouldn't it have been the "Blue Oyster Bar"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 28-Jun-17 9:38am.
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Johnny J. wrote: "Blue Oyster Bar"?
Because the bus rammed him from behind?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So that is what Nagy looks like!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He said he's 'Lucky to be alive'.
Ya think?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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At least my guy didn't steal the pint glass from the pub!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Maybe this guy is environmentally friendly. He doesn't want it to go to waste.
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Hi All,
Is an yone watching the Twin Peaks Returns series because if they are, I hope you are as lost as I am. I mean Iknow David Lynch is an arty farty type but... I am pretty good at non-linear plots, confusing things to make you think but come on! over half an episode in black & white with no apparent link to the plot?  I got the impression it was art for arts sake 
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What's the plot? Who did Laura Palmer kill before she got killed?
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Strangely Laura was only mentioned in the first episode as the name of a case...
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I can't help but think of this[^] when I read your post.
May not be safe for work.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ahh, but do they do Damn Fine Cherry Pie..
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Jeremy Falcon
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You need to have a lot of apple-pie and coffee before watching.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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I'm watching and are lost too.
I guess we have to wait until the final episode to get a chance to understand.
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