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Ohm my I thought that this kind of conduct was acceptable.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As long as they don't have to decide by zero they don't care.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Neither, cos none of them gives a good tan.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Neither since both are adjacent. Mathematicians prefer SOHCAHTOA with cheese and bacon.
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Either, as long as they're watching it from Sine city.
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Neither, they cancel each other out.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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You give me a pain in the Sinus.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The best part of living in San Francisco is the sunrises over the ocean
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Angling for some up-votes? Let's phase it, your sewing dis-chord.
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Dunno, but evildoers like between Sinset and Sinrise.
I'll Sine De and get my hat...
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This thread should be terminated sine die!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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...and it was pretty smooth. No surprises, no problems, and some nice enhancements.
(just thought I'd mention it)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'm pleased for you. I shall sleep soundly tonight knowing this.
This space for rent
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I'm practising being smug after all the Windows 10 update bashing.
Which I may have contributed to a bit.
...except now I just feel wan and hollow inside.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: except now I just feel wan and hollow inside.
That's normal for anyone who just bought an apple product and expected it to live up to the hype.  But hey, it looks cool. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I suppose I will have to update at some point.
This space for rent
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Likely do mine this weekend.
Did you remember to create a bootable USB stick using the updater? 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Are you crazy?
Next you'll be telling me to wear a helmet while I'm riding, and to do up my seat belt, and not to eat that thing on the fridge that I swear has turned sentient and moves around in the fridge at night.
Emergency bootable recovery USB! phhhpt!
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My experience as well.
(pretty much the same as Windows 10 on my home and work PCs)
I'd rather be phishing!
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Shut up Maunder.
It's 03:00, I've had a six pack of Stella Artois and on to my fourth double Bundy OP.
Flicking through the channels finding nothing on and shooting tge sh*t with my son while he's drinking with me.
Get back to telling me how sh*t Windows 10 is.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Funny you should pop up. I was just thinking about a big chunk of code I spent a week rewriting. We call it the Australian Code. It started, no joke, because of you.
WAAAAYYyyyyyyyy back we had an issue with swearing. I know - it's hard to believe, eh? So I put in a filter. And you broke it. So I put in a better one. And you broke it. Then I put in an even better one that fixed it and that's when you really started swearing and getting angry. To this day I think it's the first and only time I've seen you go from angry to f***-this-I'm-leaving angry. I actually felt really bad about that.
So the code is still there. It's never been triggered. Not that particular bit. You've triggered lots of other bits in that code, and worked around it enough times that we just now grin each time. It's full of good memories, that code.
So thank you.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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F***in' Optus internet. On the phone and failed again. Mobile phones.
Thanks for the challenge. Forgot what else I wrote in my 4 other attempts at posting.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You do realize that when the Bundy runs out he'll do his best to break it, don't you? 
We could see a new record for "most times banned in a single weekend" here!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Like a red rag to a bull - you are going to have to open up a whole new forum, the MMChallenge. You will however have to wait till the hangover wears off this morning.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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