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False equivalence. These are not my jokes - I am simply the messenger! 
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I'm a staunch adherent of to the "Shooting the Messenger[^]" school of philosophy.
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If you would be a true friend, tell him not to give up his day job!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No fair, you said "$50 to make me stop", so I posted "$50"
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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As soon as I receive it!
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receive what?, I already posted "$50" - literally your instructions
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Ah, a pedant!
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Unlike your friend. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Not an official one, just a bit of a brain warmer exercise after the excess of the holiday season.
The smell of honesty preceding a mixed up on-stage actor?
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Answer: Frankincense
modified 29-Dec-16 9:11am.
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What on earth is the smell of honesty supposed to indicate ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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An absence of politicians?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It could be even more cryptic if I added that it was a gift from the KKK?
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The smell of honesty - SWEAT
An on-stage actor - DRESSER
SWEATERDRESS
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sorry no - but I like your thinking.
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Perspiration ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Sweat? Jesus,Mary and Joseph no
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Time for the answer methinks
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I don't get the mixed-up on stage actor?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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in scene (anag.)
It's not a very good clue tbf.
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When you indicate an anagram the letters must exist in the clue itself not as the result of a sub clue - you bad boy
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It's Christmas
(Also had to do that because Frankincense is not spelled how I thought it was  )
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The art of Management[^]
I've worked for a few like that: how many of us haven't? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Let's not all speak up at once...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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All the time.
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