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OriginalGriff wrote: The worst patient she met was a very young AND BLOND lady who was undecided whether to have an abortion or not: when she met her in late term she brightly said "So I see you decided to have the baby then?" only to be told "Nah. I aborted it meself."While visions of knitting needles, coat hangers, and other unpleasantnesses marched resolutely across her mind, the patient pulled up her jumper to reveal a band-aid across her belly button with the triumphal words "I suffocated 'im!"
FTFY! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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lopati: loaming wrote: then, sadly some bleeding heart moron (oops) invented: 'PC.'
Sadly, the blame is more easily and correctly place of the religious right . . . those folks who brought (and still try to bring) censorship tall all they perceive as immoral.
You know - the folks that see pornographic images in Disney Cartoons[^].
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LOL, I see them in imdb doing the parents guide - they love the sex heading, telling other parents bout girls in short pants, top button undone, men with no shirts on (ffs, ever been to a beach?)
Couldn't find it back but one woman wrote about a children's movie, something along the lines of 'the couple have 2 children implying they had sex in the past.' I kid you not.
Yep, just the mere sight of children implies sex to some of these folks!! Holy Pugwash!! How do they look at themselves in a mirror and consider how they got there? Do they love their own parents?
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Well, you can look at the bright side: since they find sex so offensive we can always hope the don't breed, removing them from the gene pool.
A comment (I really make) to pregnant women (or better, the couples and not strangers) is: "I know what you've been doing!". Fortunately, by choosing my target carefully, it's always good for a laugh. Afterwards, of course, I fall into silent reflection: I have daughters - and I think I know what needs to happen if I want grandchildren. Frightening, since I only had brothers and . . . well, I'm not going to even think about it.
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I blame Disney myself.
All uncles and nephews.
And don't get me started on Bambi/veganism.
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There actually is a guy in the UK called Fuk Yu Tu. It made the tabloids.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Remdinds me when the Dutch soccer team played in the USA long time ago, the trainers name was Dick Advocaat and one of the players name was Johan de (the) Kock.
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We had a prime minister called Ruud Lubbers, followed up by Wim Kok 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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This made me reflect upon the other treads about Git, and in my opinion, the name of that source control system is only fitting when pronounced in French (but then again in that case VERY fitting!) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How about your name is Dick Monster? (two common Dutch names)
And your company email is lastname.firstname@company.com.
Your emails now go straight to the spam box
And yes, this actually happened.
By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English
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We would never describe you as "just a tool"!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Certainly not, we've got MUCH MORE ACCURATE descriptions! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Sander Rossel wrote: By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English
And what about Mordor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Imagine you're one of Dave Gorman's[^] producers, with the surname "Fiddler", and he tries to convince you to call your baby "Adil"...
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I don't get it, 'I like 'to call''?
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I could laugh on this when I was 10 y/o. What fun you find now?
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It's amusing. You may not think so but, since you're not god, nobody cares.
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Remember the sprites we encoded last week? I have been debugging, optimizing and squeezing and now I'm ready to start with the main game loop.
So far I have squeezed all this into 2k memory:
- assembly routines for drawing sprites and strings
- a random number generator
- interrupt routines for the graphics chip
- the video buffer and the stack
- sprites and text strings
- the first two screens to select the difficulty and mission details
Here[^] you can see a test with the two sprites we made in the emulator and parts of my improvised development environment and the emulator.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And to think, these days we can't even fit an empty app into that using .NET.
Jeremy Falcon
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Hail Squeezer !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Quote: There's Klingons on the starboard bow! Scrape 'em off, Jim!
Who needs all the f@rt-@rsey textures and 3D mapping, if the gameplay is good?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I am proud to say I am able to store 2048 bytes in 2 KiB of memory. 
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That's a beginning.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I've been getting nostaligic recently, I remember playing this on a 3.5k VIC 20..
Frogger for the Commodore VIC-20 / Commodore VC-20 - YouTube[^]
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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