|
Seriously, I can sign up for a 12 week class at Hack Reactor and became a "software engineer." What ever the elephanting that is....
More contracts for me in clean up mode.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
|
|
|
|
|
charlieg wrote: sign up for a 12 week class at Hack Reactor and became a "software engineer."
12 weeks?
Seems like a long time in the Internet-age.
Shouldn't take more than 12 days. 
I could probably just Google the stuff on my iPhone and become a software engineer.
My forthcoming book, Launch Your Android App, is available for pre-sale at Amazon.com -- releases on April 1, 2016 (no joke).
modified 23-Mar-16 8:48am.
|
|
|
|
|
raddevus wrote: I could probably just Google the stuff on my iPhone and become a software engineer.
Surely you just need to change your CP profile and signature?
|
|
|
|
|
Wastedtalent wrote: Surely you just need to change your CP profile and signature?
Good point. If it's on there, it must be true.
My forthcoming book, Launch Your Android App, is available for pre-sale at Amazon.com -- releases on April 1, 2016 (no joke).
|
|
|
|
|
12 minutes more likely.
Just teach people how to Google, and press CTRL+C and CTRL+V... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
You forgot Ctrl+A! Back to the classroom with you. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
|
|
|
|
|
No, I'm talking beginners course. In that one you select the text using the mouse.
CTRL+A is covered in the Advanced course!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
|
|
|
|
|
Shouldn't take more than 12 days...
Pathetic ! It shows that your luck the degintiy what you do or you don't even have one. You just random person, do nothing to be someone.
Kist.
|
|
|
|
|
Yes, that really is Amber Riley and Rikki Lake backing Michael Hyatt in a Dream Girls pastiche[^]. Oh, I know all you butch coders won't get it but some days you just have to praise whichever Lord you happen to think worthy of it and sing Hallelujah for good old TV!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
|
|
|
|
|
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Strange, but why does that make me feel happy?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
And to top out the day Ginger Zee had Carrie Ann uttering the B word (no, not that one!!!) last night on DWTS! You just don't know what you're missing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
|
|
|
|
|
9082365 wrote: You just don't know what you're missing!
True.
Nor who Ginger Zee and Carrie Ann are.
My loss, I suppose.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Excuse the tardiness- bought about purely by my antipodean location.
`v’ (3)
Easy peasy one for Easter (and because I didn't have time to do any better)
Clue 0. YY
PooperPig - Coming Soon
modified 23-Mar-16 6:56am.
|
|
|
|
|
EGG
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
The yolk is on you.
Three Nothings
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
It's all white - I didn't think it would be the solution!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
Cracked me up!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
Shelly you'd heard that before?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
|
|
|
|
|
chalazae I have, or shall I deny it?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
Omlette-ing you off though!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
WIN?
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------
Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
|
|
|
|
|
Lose
Three nothings
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
|
| 1W
PooperPig - Coming Soon
|
|
|
|
|
It was bugging me until I think I got it.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
