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They need immediate consulting in how to approach possibly interested people 
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I'd be more than just a little suspicious of that email, although with all the recruiting emails that flood my inbox, it would just be another one that gets ignored (recruiters tend to be pretty bad at their job).
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: and should be responded to in the mot urgent manner
You go ahead with the mot urgent matter, I'll be the one laughing out loud in the lobby.
With the speakers on.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: for the purposes of current status please again your:
Name: P. Pleased
Skill: pleasure
Availability: now please
Hourly Rate: extremely pleased
Citizenship: yes please
Location: Pleasantville
I've sent you my pleased again status.
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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How seldom the statement, "I'm not stupid", is made by people who actually aren't?
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Of course! I'm not stupid!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How many mothers that have children who say "My momma ain't raised no fool!" have fools for children? 
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My momma raised six children; the probability that all or none are fools is pretty close to zero.
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I prefer... "I'm not that stupid"... adds a sprinkle of honesty to the proclamation. 
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Probably because the 'non-stupid' population of people learn from their 'stupid' mistakes and know that they are capable of stupid mistakes in future - while the "I'm not stupid" crowd are probably incapable of learning from their stupid mistakes.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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How many people who say "I work hard in my job" are actually workshy fops?
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Ooooo... ME! ME! ME!
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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That's you lot! I'm totally cream crackered and I thought i could have a nice read on the train home from t'airport.
But no! 'Enry's dead! bugger
veni bibi saltavi
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That's the gin talking. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Yep, old hands like Griff & Nagy are getting rare 
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Hey! It's better than being well done!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Point! 
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Talk about seasoned developers...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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At least we salt our passwords!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You probably meant to say 'Please pass the salt'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: old hands like Griff
Member for 6 years 6 months.
glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: & Nagy
Member for 8 years 4 months.
Both total n00bs! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well fixtures, why do I see the lounge as a bar, with Nagy as Norm...
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