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Garfield[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, if there is something else then water and coffee beans in the coffee, then it is not coffee.
And I do know that ice IS water, but in the wrong state.
Never bin a fan of cold coffee, so ice has nothing to do there. 
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George Jonsson wrote: Never bin a fan of cold coffee
Neither I am, ice is not welcome. But at romm temperature... is still better than no coffee 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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Judging by the temperatures that my computer says it is working at, the ROM temperature is too hot to drink. 
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Whoops, I hadn't take my coffee this morning - this and other typos are to be expected 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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I think he meant the Jamaican Rom he spikes the coffee with. 
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So Jamaican Rom qualifies as water?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It is around 50% water or so, but I'm not so big on spiked coffee either.
Makes to the logic in the code a bit fuzzy. 
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My dad used to make the coffee with the Rom in place of the water. VERY carefully with the fire he says that it was an all time favourite when he was drafted and that when he casually meets some of his ex-comrades they still remember about it - often before anything else.
I never tried it though, I'm not a huge fan of strong alcohol.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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And after they don't remember so much?
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Probably not
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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I agree, but would like to add, that cold coffee is not a problem, as long as it's regular coffee that is no longer warm. Sometimes I bring my coffee to my table and start working, then in about 45 minutes I realise, I hadn't even drunk a sip of it. 
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That's the problem right there.
Too occupied with work to remember to drink coffee!
Happens to me too, and if it is my home brewed coffee I can still drink it, but the coffee from the machine at work ..eww..
PS. My cat likes his coffee a bit lukewarm.
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Hm, well we don't have a machine, but warm water and instant coffee. Needless to say, I stopped drinking coffee at work. I will have to get a thermos and make coffee at home or something.
My rat does not drink coffee, he is too high strung as it is. I mean smaller rodents have fast metabolism anyway, wouldn't want him to reach light speed and start messing with time travel. He has space travel covered very well and I don't want to search time to find him.
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So you are afraid he will go back in time and bite you in the ass when the past you are coding and thinking "Hmm, I will do this hack now and then fix it later when I have the time." 
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Quote: "Hmm, I will do this hack now and then fix it later when I have the time."
The biggest lie we tell ourselves. When in reality what we mean is:"I will do this hack now, hope it won't bite me on the ass(the hack, not the rat ) and if it does, I will fix it when necessary."
And by fix it, I mean replace it with a more reliable hack.
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I never done that. 
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You think that's bad? They drink cold tea with ice in it here in the US. Barbarians! Every civilised person knows that tea should be drunk hot, with milk; sugar optional. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Not a tea man myself, but I can sympathize.
I was in Boston one time, and they asked me if I wanted a cup of coffee, I said yes, but when they came back with the cup I said in all honesty "Oh sorry, I asked for coffee, not tea."
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I'm in the "coffee smells so good, but tastes howfin' camp......never liked the stuff.
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Keep quiet - they burn the heretics here...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Especially those that don't eat BACON...  ... any about?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I saw the last one running for his life... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quick! Which way did he go?
We'll head him off at the pass...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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From Garfield, replace 'coffee' with 'single malt'... heretics!
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